"and from somewhere higher up on paige's forearm,
somewhere tucked high up her sleeve,a plastic patient
bracelet falls down to around paige's hand"
"begbie's coming at me and i cant do anything.
i cant shout.
i cant plead.
theres nothing i can do."
"they walked across the park, three men, three middle aged men.
one looked a bit plump, the other muscular and athletic and the final
one was skinny and dressed in clothes some might have considered
a bit young for him. they never said that much to each other,
but they gave the impression of being close."
"you miss another one, we'll all be flat"
"she didnt come back here?
i thought she was with you.
we got seperated!"
"where do you get off having tits?!!?"
"we're horny. but our film comes first."
"prayne de crabug ahm kieke rindere be-yogt iglo kes gron"
try those.
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.....still more quotes
"'ok, call. whaddya got?'
'oh i got a frush.'
'a frush? what the fuck is a frush?!?'"
"but what about the r.o.u.s's?"
"i knew malcolm form when he caught me shoplifting in his store"
"i think pringles original intent was to make tennis balls. but on the day when the balls where supposed to ship, they got, instead, a truckload of potaotos. and pringles, being a laid back company, said 'fuck it! cut em up!'"
"i suppose it means that its personal and its none of your business, young lady"
"im not going to break radio silence because you saw a dead flying fucking cow!"
'oh i got a frush.'
'a frush? what the fuck is a frush?!?'"
"but what about the r.o.u.s's?"
"i knew malcolm form when he caught me shoplifting in his store"
"i think pringles original intent was to make tennis balls. but on the day when the balls where supposed to ship, they got, instead, a truckload of potaotos. and pringles, being a laid back company, said 'fuck it! cut em up!'"
"i suppose it means that its personal and its none of your business, young lady"
"im not going to break radio silence because you saw a dead flying fucking cow!"
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"but what about the r.o.u.s's?"
Princes Bride
That one comedian guy who just sits there and talks into his microphone rather than engauge the audiance. Another thing was "Smacky the Frog"."i think pringles original intent was to make tennis balls. but on the day when the balls where supposed to ship, they got, instead, a truckload of potaotos. and pringles, being a laid back company, said 'fuck it! cut em up!'"
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Mitch Hedberg. One of my favorite comedians. Another quote from him:
"I like an escalator, 'cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an 'escalator temporarily out of order' sign, just 'escalator temporarily... stairs'. "Sorry for the convenience. We apologize for the fact that you can still... get up there."
"I like an escalator, 'cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an 'escalator temporarily out of order' sign, just 'escalator temporarily... stairs'. "Sorry for the convenience. We apologize for the fact that you can still... get up there."
Do not hold strong opinions about things you do not understand.
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"'ok, call. whaddya got?'
'oh i got a frush.'
'a frush? what the fuck is a frush?!?'"
Isn't that Ocean's Eleven?
nope--- revenge of the nerds
good guesses on the others.i was surprised to see someone get mitch hedbergs name."i have never said 'here comes that frog' in a horrified manner"
punk til death
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Tis no wider than a church door, nor deeper than a well, but ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man.
(Not sure if I wrote it right, it's been a while since I've said it)
Love and Peace!
We are not men disguised as mere dogs. We are wolves, disguised as men.
And she never woke up again.
As the life faded slowly from her eyes, the crimson tears spilling from her still chest, a light enveloped the world, and the world was burned away as her heart enveloped them.
(Not sure if anyone will ever be able to get that one. The book went out of print years ago, and it didn't sell too well. My friends grandma wrote it, I think. And no, I don't have a copy, and I no longer know where his is, as he himself died a few years back.)
(Not sure if I wrote it right, it's been a while since I've said it)
Love and Peace!
We are not men disguised as mere dogs. We are wolves, disguised as men.
And she never woke up again.
As the life faded slowly from her eyes, the crimson tears spilling from her still chest, a light enveloped the world, and the world was burned away as her heart enveloped them.
(Not sure if anyone will ever be able to get that one. The book went out of print years ago, and it didn't sell too well. My friends grandma wrote it, I think. And no, I don't have a copy, and I no longer know where his is, as he himself died a few years back.)
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