Pfft. 'Doctors'.

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Re: Pfft. 'Doctors'.

Post by FirebirdNC » Tue May 31, 2016 12:58 pm

Squeeee! Sorry now that I am mostly an empty nester babies are cuter.
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Re: Pfft. 'Doctors'.

Post by Deacon » Tue May 31, 2016 3:29 pm

i can haz babeez?

That's too cool. When do you find out the genital configuration?
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Re: Pfft. 'Doctors'.

Post by Rorschach » Tue May 31, 2016 5:13 pm

Couple of weeks. We'll get a private scan.

Or, if he takes after his father, when he's about twenty-eight.
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Re: Pfft. 'Doctors'.

Post by FirebirdNC » Wed Jun 01, 2016 11:14 am

Rorschach wrote:Couple of weeks. We'll get a private scan.

Or, if he takes after his father, when he's about twenty-eight.
Haha, my mom was standing by me when I started laughing. I did not know where to begin explaining this conversation. :lol:
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Re: Pfft. 'Doctors'.

Post by Rorschach » Wed Jun 01, 2016 2:37 pm

Ha. Yes. None of us here should be exposed to the wider world.
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Re: Pfft. 'Doctors'.

Post by Muspar » Wed Jun 22, 2016 4:10 pm

Congratulations, Mr Rorschach! Your ability to cause your significant other to begin converting food into a human being is impressive.
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Re: Pfft. 'Doctors'.

Post by Rorschach » Thu Jun 23, 2016 11:54 am

With my penis. Let's not forget that.

Thank-you. :)
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Re: Pfft. 'Doctors'.

Post by FirebirdNC » Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:41 am

Rorschach wrote:With my penis. Let's not forget that.

Thank-you. :)
You have no idea how much I wish I could. :lol:
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Re: Pfft. 'Doctors'.

Post by Rorschach » Tue Jun 28, 2016 7:13 pm

Ha ha ha ha.

E cup.

Ha ha ha.

And we're not even halfway through.
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Re: Pfft. 'Doctors'.

Post by The Cid » Tue Jun 28, 2016 7:14 pm

Heh. Ever since the Cleveland Cavaliers won the NBA title people have been asking here "who has the most tortured fanbase in sports?"

England's squad might be the best answer to that question yet.
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Re: Pfft. 'Doctors'.

Post by Rorschach » Thu Jun 30, 2016 7:29 pm

Go go gender scan.

Alright. Gianni Junior.

The kids can call him 'GiaJu'.
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Re: Pfft. 'Doctors'.

Post by raptor9k » Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:04 pm

Congrats! Nothing like a matched pair.
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Re: Pfft. 'Doctors'.

Post by Deacon » Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:24 pm

Ha! Congratulations! That's awesome!
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Re: Pfft. 'Doctors'.

Post by Rorschach » Fri Jul 01, 2016 4:19 am

Thank you, lads. The scanner lady asked if we had any names picked out and Cara, somewhat randomly said 'Bob!'. The poor kid has been saddled with that since.

Interestingly, or not, on hearing the news my mother-in-law used an Irish expression I'd never heard before which I had to Google:
A colleague from Ireland used the term "gentleman's family" the other day. I wasn't familiar with the expression, but apparently it means having one boy and one girl (ideally, the boy is first). The male serves as an heir, and the female can be married off to a good family.
Which was rather my plan all along.
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Re: Pfft. 'Doctors'.

Post by Deacon » Fri Jul 01, 2016 4:25 am

Only you for it backward. Nevermind all that, you'll do better next time.
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