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Archer Quote Thread

Post by Dreamer » Wed Sep 23, 2015 9:33 pm

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Shut up, they're good. - Shut up!
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Re: Archer Quote Thread

Post by JermCool » Wed Sep 23, 2015 11:14 pm

Do you want ants? Because threads like these are how you get ants.
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Re: Archer Quote Thread

Post by Cyberliger777 » Thu Sep 24, 2015 6:14 am

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Re: Archer Quote Thread

Post by FirebirdNC » Thu Sep 24, 2015 11:19 am

I use the "Do you want Ants?, because this is how you get Ants." all the time and "Splosh" seems to have worked it's way into my vocabulary.
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Re: Archer Quote Thread

Post by Dreamer » Thu Sep 24, 2015 3:22 pm

Sigh... Okay...
"What part of this are you NOT getting?"
-Archer
"Core concept?"
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Get it together.
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Last time.
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Re: Archer Quote Thread

Post by Rorschach » Thu Sep 24, 2015 3:32 pm

I genuinely, blearily-eyed, read this as 'Another Quote Thread' first thing this morning. Now I come to look at it again, the quotes make much more sense.
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Re: Archer Quote Thread

Post by Dreamer » Thu Sep 24, 2015 3:43 pm

Oh, really Rors?
Or.. Maybe one guy's a new waiter. The second one's training him, and the third's from maintenance, finally off his lazy ass to fix the A.C.
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Re: Archer Quote Thread

Post by Deacon » Thu Sep 24, 2015 4:33 pm

I swear to god I had something for this.
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Re: Archer Quote Thread

Post by Dreamer » Thu Sep 24, 2015 4:39 pm

Thank you Deacon...
But it doesn't even come close to leaving me stranded in Montreal...
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Re: Archer Quote Thread

Post by JermCool » Thu Sep 24, 2015 4:48 pm

I have a friend on Facebook who regularly uses *SMOKE BOMB* when exiting a comment thread.
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Re: Archer Quote Thread

Post by Dreamer » Thu Sep 24, 2015 6:04 pm

...Ya know?
Forget it... Y'all aren't getting it. And I'd quit at this thread but... I'm afriad if I quit all at once:
The cumulative hangover will literally kill me
But nice try...

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Re: Archer Quote Thread

Post by JermCool » Tue Nov 24, 2015 4:51 pm

Maybe I didn't go to some fancy-pancy Ivy League med school, and maybe I didn't go to some other med school, even the one down in Grenada which was my fall-back but whatever, that doesn't give you the right to bully me! I have had it!
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Re: Archer Quote Thread

Post by Dreamer » Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:52 pm

FRUITBASKET!
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Re: Archer Quote Thread

Post by Muspar » Wed Jun 22, 2016 4:07 pm

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Re: Archer Quote Thread

Post by The Cid » Wed Jul 06, 2016 5:22 pm

Is that how you get ants, Barry? ... Yes, Other Barry, that's how you get ants.
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