I know this is the day when you're all just a tiny bit sad you can't use the pound any more, but it's also the day when you give thanks, isn't it?
While I'm not American, I feel I've been here amongst you long enough that just a little of the red, white and blue has rubbed off onto me to make quite a natty purple. Also I've been to America. I've eaten a Cinnebon. I've been ill in a Black Angus bathroom.
Here's tae us. Wha's like us? Damn few, and they're a' deid.
Happy birthday, George Washington!
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Re: Happy birthday, George Washington!
You mean "get drunk and blow a finger off while holding a hot dog" day?
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Re: Happy birthday, George Washington!
National Clean Up Dog Pee Thanks To Fireworks Day.
The amazing thing is, all my neighbors who launch fireworks are Mexican.
The amazing thing is, all my neighbors who launch fireworks are Mexican.
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Re: Happy birthday, George Washington!
Goes along with Cinco de Mayo in a way, I think.
If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there.
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