Happy birthday, George Washington!

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Happy birthday, George Washington!

Post by Rorschach » Sat Jul 04, 2015 7:26 am

I know this is the day when you're all just a tiny bit sad you can't use the pound any more, but it's also the day when you give thanks, isn't it?

While I'm not American, I feel I've been here amongst you long enough that just a little of the red, white and blue has rubbed off onto me to make quite a natty purple. Also I've been to America. I've eaten a Cinnebon. I've been ill in a Black Angus bathroom.

Here's tae us. Wha's like us? Damn few, and they're a' deid.

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Re: Happy birthday, George Washington!

Post by FirebirdNC » Sat Jul 04, 2015 10:02 am

You mean "get drunk and blow a finger off while holding a hot dog" day?
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Re: Happy birthday, George Washington!

Post by JermCool » Sat Jul 04, 2015 2:43 pm

National Clean Up Dog Pee Thanks To Fireworks Day.

The amazing thing is, all my neighbors who launch fireworks are Mexican.
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Re: Happy birthday, George Washington!

Post by Martin Blank » Sat Jul 04, 2015 8:39 pm

Goes along with Cinco de Mayo in a way, I think.
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