If you are like me (and you should be, some days I am awesome) you probably enjoy a good burn. Even if it was just something overheard what is your fave?
My most recent
EMS worker being asked by friend what was the nastiest perviest thing they had ever seen on the job?
EMS worker: I'm sorry I can't say, your mom asked me to keep that between us.
Ohhhh it Burns!
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FirebirdNC
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Ohhhh it Burns!
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Rorschach
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Re: Ohhhh it Burns!
I was on a football forum a while back and happened to remark "My dad has tits" to which someone replied "Well, he's got at least one"
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Rorschach
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Alright. How about this then?
I was in a Chinese takeaway with a friend when I was a teenager, being, it must be said, the kind of wanker that only teenagers can be. I was giving the waiting staff some drunken shit which my friend and I found funny but noone else in the place did. When my food came, I wasn't given a knife so I was a wanker about that as well until someone sarcastically shouted "Why don't you just cut it with your patter?".
Served me right, it has to be said.
I was in a Chinese takeaway with a friend when I was a teenager, being, it must be said, the kind of wanker that only teenagers can be. I was giving the waiting staff some drunken shit which my friend and I found funny but noone else in the place did. When my food came, I wasn't given a knife so I was a wanker about that as well until someone sarcastically shouted "Why don't you just cut it with your patter?".
Served me right, it has to be said.
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Deacon
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That. Is. Brilliant.
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922
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Re: Ohhhh it Burns!
Nice. FYI, I'm saving some of these for future use.
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Re: Ohhhh it Burns!
Binge watching NCIS, don't judge me.
Bad Guy to Dr.Mallard/Ducky: And whose grandfather are you?
Dr Mallard/Ducky: Depends, what is your grandmother's name?
Bad Guy to Dr.Mallard/Ducky: And whose grandfather are you?
Dr Mallard/Ducky: Depends, what is your grandmother's name?
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Rorschach
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I was walking down the corridor at work idly whistling the other day when I passed some kid and some girl. The kid immediately started whistling tunelessly in an attempt to annoy me. Without breaking stride, I turned my head and said "I don't really want a whistling competition with you. I'd bet you blow much harder".
And by that, I mean I thought of it about five minutes later in my office.
And by that, I mean I thought of it about five minutes later in my office.
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Dreamer
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Re: Ohhhh it Burns!
I dont' know if this rises to the level of some of these.
I was manning a grill with my brother-in-law lurking behind me.
I feel good at a grill. I do feel I know what I'm doing.
I had some chicken quarters heating in the middle of the grill that didn't have the burners on (the peripheral burners were on...) And he kept suggesting I turn on all the burners.
And I said "Well why don't you take over, then, "Chef Boy-R-U-A-D-Bag"?
I was manning a grill with my brother-in-law lurking behind me.
I feel good at a grill. I do feel I know what I'm doing.
I had some chicken quarters heating in the middle of the grill that didn't have the burners on (the peripheral burners were on...) And he kept suggesting I turn on all the burners.
And I said "Well why don't you take over, then, "Chef Boy-R-U-A-D-Bag"?
My sig would have contained the secret of life, but I'd already clicked submit.
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Re: Ohhhh it Burns!
I was playing Diablo 3 as my all powerful wizard, and right as I killed Zoltun Kulle with a bajillion meteors, I was all "More like Zoltun Uncool." Then I dropped the mic and teleported back to town.
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