Rattling around

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Re: Rattling around

Post by Rorschach » Mon May 25, 2015 11:33 am

The heel. The new unattainable goal.
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Re: Rattling around

Post by JermCool » Tue May 26, 2015 11:23 pm

No goal would be unattainable for you, Rors. I'm tempted to take my shoes off right now.
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Re: Rattling around

Post by Hirschof » Wed May 27, 2015 1:36 am

No, no, no. Leave it on. He likes it like that. Gets a kick out of it.
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Re: Rattling around

Post by Rorschach » Wed May 27, 2015 8:11 am

And so we come full historical circle. The once Victorian notion of 'Once we are married, Mr Rorschach, you may see my ankle' has attained the same forbidden allure that the modern marital promises of a more...Greek persuasion achieve.

Although they're likely to be just as big a lie. :(
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Re: Rattling around

Post by JermCool » Wed May 27, 2015 8:29 pm

It's OK, Rors. Have a Coke.

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Edit: I wonder if the PMs still send notifications to email? I just PM'd a couple people to see if we can return them to the fold.
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Re: Rattling around

Post by Rorschach » Fri Jun 05, 2015 10:21 am

Boy, she's really guzzling that Coke.

Did your PM plan work? I demand names!
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Re: Rattling around

Post by JermCool » Fri Jun 05, 2015 3:50 pm

Not thus far. I was trying to get FireAza. I miss my pet Aussie.
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Re: Rattling around

Post by EvilElf » Fri Jun 05, 2015 3:55 pm

I have been poking at people that I keep in contact with as well.
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Re: Rattling around

Post by Rorschach » Mon Jun 08, 2015 7:45 am

I saw Him, you know. I saw Him lurking about this morning.

It's only a matter of time.

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Re: Rattling around

Post by JermCool » Thu Jun 11, 2015 5:49 pm

JeppZer spoke. It keeps happening!

Who is He that we await Him?
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Re: Rattling around

Post by Rorschach » Thu Jun 11, 2015 5:52 pm

MB. He was here. He was. He WAS!
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Re: Rattling around

Post by JermCool » Thu Jun 11, 2015 5:56 pm

LIES! Martin Blank is a social construct designed to keep the average forumite in line! Wake up, sheeple! Break free from your imagined bonds!
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Re: Rattling around

Post by Rorschach » Fri Jun 12, 2015 12:55 pm

We at the Church of Latter Day Blankists strongly refute these lies and look forward to the day of ascension when saved believers are lifted unto the true forums.
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Re: Rattling around

Post by JermCool » Fri Jun 12, 2015 3:09 pm

The LDB Church is a cult who believes Martin Blank moderated another forum after he left here. That legend is allegedly inscribed on golden hard disk platters that were found in a 4chan server.

The Blankentologists are much more believable. They believe that Martin Blank placed ancient servers around volcanoes and destroyed them with hydrogen bombs. The released bits (known as Blankens) attach themselves to humans, causing them to congregate here. Martin himself is on a privately-owned cruise ship, snagging up RLF members and giving them "additional training".
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Re: Rattling around

Post by Deacon » Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:05 pm

Best. Reply. Ever.

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