Namesakes emails

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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Deacon » Mon Jan 20, 2014 10:09 pm

Then, Patricia Gilmer <gilmerpatricia@yahoo.com> saw fit to send me a document called (I shit you not) "resmue.doc" containing info on one Rensey L. Hutchins. Either Patricia or Rensey are challenged to present information in the modern world, though as "a model employer" you'd think they could do a little better, even if they started as a "Grill person" at McDonald's in "!986" two years after allegedly graduating high school. I wonder if it's there that they learned to "Show gradated in job service."

There is so much wrong with this document and in so many places that I wonder who looked at it and nodded their head in satisfaction while squeezing their fist and muttering to themselves, "Nailed it."

I can't really do the formatting justice, but here's a screenshot after I cut out the multi-page whitespace. Click to embiggen.

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Rensey L. Hutchins
6695 Shull Rd.
P.O. Box 24642
Huber heights, OH; 45424
(937-443-7062)

Professional Summary: A model employee. Show gradated in job service. Does a really good job in effort to helping fellow co-workers. Create a safe and calm environment.


Skills: forklift Driver supervisor, management, truck driver, and machinist


Experience: 11 years over all in the tool making business. Reading gauges, calipers, and micmeters. Reading blue prints Cmm reports and setup press job. Ran Cnc, nakamura, star lathe. 400 ton press

Education: Dunbar H.S.
Graduate 1984
Kiser H.S. 1982
Vocational tool shop
Sinclair community college 1986

Certificate: Masonic, employee awards and management.

2005-present: Norwood medical com.
A model employer. 9 years machinist skills in CNC, Hakamura, star
Lathe, 400 ton press, Cmm reports, Blue Prints reading calipers,
Gauges and micmeters

1995-2005: Juries unlimited
A truck driver/ devilry man
Warehouse supervisor, Forklift driver

1998-1999: DT Industries
Mechanical/ Controls
Machinist/ Builder
Tool crib/ Painter

1991-1996: Dayton Marriot Hotel
Bartender, Beccman, Room service
Pool attendant, bar supervisor

!986-1991: McDonalds
Swing Manger, Cashier, and Grill person
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Arres » Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:32 pm

Much like the AWFUL realtor flyer pinned to my door, I sway between wanting to laugh, and calling them up and offering to correct the basic english of the document for $10. Up front.
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Rorschach » Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:12 pm

Swing Manger
I've got a job for her riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight here.
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by FirebirdNC » Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:13 pm

I am not a grammar nazi, but it drives me crazy when I am reading a newspaper or book and find major errors. I'm just shaking my head like "but that's what you do. . . . for a living!".
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Rorschach » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:09 pm

Don't speak ill of the 'devilry man'. :shock:
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Gowerlypuff » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:25 pm

Okay I've no idea what this is about

from: info@septimavaldivia.cl
to: e-mail without the "." (Yes, this is you.) Learn more
date: 31 January 2014 12:08
subject: Gracias por su mensaje en el Libro de Visitas
mailed-by: fever.dreamhost.com
Hola Usuario,

Muchas gracias por la anotación en el libro de visitas en http://www.septimavaldivia.cl:


Name: David
Text: Wow, beautiful portal. Thnx ...

Por favor no responda a este mensaje ya que es generado automáticamente sólo para este propósito.
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Deacon » Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:06 pm

You have a beautiful portal.
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Post by Gowerlypuff » Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:19 pm

Thnx ...
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Gowerlypuff » Fri Jan 31, 2014 3:44 pm

oh it never stops - The Australians are on it now, too.
from: Car Audio & Entertainment admin@caraudio.com.au
to: me - the "." (Yes, this is you.) Learn more
date: 31 January 2014 15:36
subject: Your ad on Car Audio & Entertainment
mailed-by: mail.emediatetech.com
: Important mainly because of the words in the message.

Hello! :)


We apologize for the inconvenience, but since this is the first time you post with this e-mail address, we need to manually verify it.

Thank you for your patience, as the ad should be published ASAP. We'll send you an e-mail when that happens!


From now on, every ad you post with this e-mail address will instantly be published.


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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Deacon » Fri Jan 31, 2014 7:21 pm

Oh I don't post those. Those come in all the time, and I'm grateful for them. All too often companies out there do NOT verify email addresses, since they're the ones generating spam rather than being concerned about being spammed themselves. But the ones where they ask for email verification I never mark as spam. I want to encourage that behavior.
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by ampersand » Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:28 am

Re: "resmue.doc" Just one question...what exactly would a Masonic certificate show? That he knows how to assume the position?
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Deacon » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:11 pm

Dear Laura Norby,

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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Deacon » Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:10 pm

NOTE: I was born in 1980.

Subject: The Orrum High School class of '74 is abuzz, Arthur
Body:
Hi Arthur,

Now that you're a member of Classmates, the online home for Orrum High School class of '74, you can start connecting with old high school friends like never before. Check out all the great ways to connect for FREE!

Your class at glance...
Orrum High School
People who joined 237
Stories to read 42
Notes to check out 36
Photos to see 81

Recognize any of these names?
Penni B. Vickie B. Steve H.
Joseph J. Judyjudy L. Carl L.
Wilson R. Ernest S. helen r.
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Rorschach » Tue Feb 18, 2014 1:21 pm

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I'm going to my 20 year high school reunion in May. :shock:
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Deacon » Wed Feb 19, 2014 6:27 pm

lol ur old
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