Randy Scotsman is now Scientifically Proven

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Randy Scotsman is now Scientifically Proven

Post by ampersand » Sun Apr 21, 2013 9:10 am

Now we know Rorsch's secret: It's the Kilt. It probably didn't hurt that they've survived on haggis since god knows when.
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Re: Randy Scotsman is now Scientifically Proven

Post by Rorschach » Sun Apr 21, 2013 11:57 am

And yet ostentatiously eating loads of fresh pineapple seems to impress noone.

Yes, I can't disagree with any of that. Particularly as even the most reliable of contraceptive methods are as naught to my mighty sperms.

God. I'm wearing a kilt at the wedding. Looks like a consummation/impregnation double-dunter. Damn my potence.
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Re: Randy Scotsman is now Scientifically Proven

Post by amlthrawn » Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:17 pm

You, sir, are doomed.
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