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(No bears were harmed in the shooting of that picture.)
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See, FireAza? This is America. We don't need to be afraid of bears, because our lands are full of nature's most powerful and efficient mammal: folks with guns. That's really the top of the food chain. Arm bears. Then I'll worry about bears.

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Be Afraid.FireAza wrote:Sharks are the third thing that scares me.

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What if bears were giving the constitutional right to bear arms?The Cid wrote:Arm bears. Then I'll worry about bears.
Good thing Western Australia is on the opposite side of the country from me!Arres wrote:Be Afraid.FireAza wrote:Sharks are the third thing that scares me.

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Aye, but if you're on the coast then it's just a matter of swimming round for the sharks.
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FireAza wrote:Good thing Western Australia is on the opposite side of the country from me!
yeah, and I heard Australia's just a biggish Island, so not even that hard for the shark!Rorschach wrote:Aye, but if you're on the coast then it's just a matter of swimming round for the sharks.

Sheldon wrote:For the record, I am waaaay an adult. Like, super-way.
The Ponynati said:You cannot escape us. You cannot stop us. Soon all the world will bow down to the power of ponies.
The Cid wrote:...the text message is the preferred method of communication for prepubescent girls. Bunch of grown men sending digital paper airplanes to each other. Give me a break.
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Massive, giant, fuck-off spider in the bath at seven o'clock this morning. The thing could barely fit in the tub. Not a good way to start the week.
Hooray for my spider-catcher.
Hooray for my spider-catcher.
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Barely fit in your tub? Are you completely mental, Rorsch?
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I'm assuming that's a euphemism for your sphincter?Rorschach wrote:Hooray for my spider-catcher.
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That's my bear trap.
I have a wee box on a pole. It slides up and down and traps the spider. This does sound filthy, come to think.
I have a wee box on a pole. It slides up and down and traps the spider. This does sound filthy, come to think.
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Have you ever tried yelling at the spiders Rors? Maybe they'll leave.
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Heh.
Also - I would sooner eat my own child than watch the video - but who won; the camel spider or the black scorpion? You'd think the scorpion would have it tied up with the minimum of fuss.
Also - I would sooner eat my own child than watch the video - but who won; the camel spider or the black scorpion? You'd think the scorpion would have it tied up with the minimum of fuss.
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Damnable black widows. Can't seem to keep those fuckers out of my garage. Killed another one this morning. That's right - I stared that bitch down and smashed it with my BARE HAND. /flex
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