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Post by Deacon » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:39 pm

That'll do it. I've got one of these coming in Tuesday.

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Re: Spiders

Post by ampersand » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:49 pm

(No bears were harmed in the shooting of that picture.)
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Re: Spiders

Post by The Cid » Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:11 pm

See, FireAza? This is America. We don't need to be afraid of bears, because our lands are full of nature's most powerful and efficient mammal: folks with guns. That's really the top of the food chain. Arm bears. Then I'll worry about bears.
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Re: Spiders

Post by Arres » Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:12 pm

FireAza wrote:Sharks are the third thing that scares me.
Be Afraid.
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Re: Spiders

Post by FireAza » Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:06 pm

The Cid wrote:Arm bears. Then I'll worry about bears.
What if bears were giving the constitutional right to bear arms?
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FireAza wrote:Sharks are the third thing that scares me.
Be Afraid.
Good thing Western Australia is on the opposite side of the country from me!
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Re: Spiders

Post by Rorschach » Fri Aug 31, 2012 7:43 am

Aye, but if you're on the coast then it's just a matter of swimming round for the sharks.
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Post by Arres » Sat Sep 01, 2012 2:14 pm

FireAza wrote:Good thing Western Australia is on the opposite side of the country from me!
Rorschach wrote:Aye, but if you're on the coast then it's just a matter of swimming round for the sharks.
yeah, and I heard Australia's just a biggish Island, so not even that hard for the shark!
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Re: Spiders

Post by ampersand » Sat Sep 01, 2012 3:31 pm

Ladybug Spider.

When an Aussie crosses a scorpion with a spider.

You'd never see this with bears.
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Re: Spiders

Post by Rorschach » Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:39 am

Massive, giant, fuck-off spider in the bath at seven o'clock this morning. The thing could barely fit in the tub. Not a good way to start the week.

Hooray for my spider-catcher.
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Re: Spiders

Post by ampersand » Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:16 am

Barely fit in your tub? Are you completely mental, Rorsch?
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Post by Deacon » Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:37 pm

Rorschach wrote:Hooray for my spider-catcher.
I'm assuming that's a euphemism for your sphincter?
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Re: Spiders

Post by Rorschach » Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:54 am

That's my bear trap.
I have a wee box on a pole. It slides up and down and traps the spider. This does sound filthy, come to think.
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Re: Spiders

Post by FireAza » Fri Sep 14, 2012 10:39 am

Have you ever tried yelling at the spiders Rors? Maybe they'll leave.
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Re: Spiders

Post by Rorschach » Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:21 pm

Heh.
Also - I would sooner eat my own child than watch the video - but who won; the camel spider or the black scorpion? You'd think the scorpion would have it tied up with the minimum of fuss.
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Re: Spiders

Post by JermCool » Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:28 pm

Damnable black widows. Can't seem to keep those fuckers out of my garage. Killed another one this morning. That's right - I stared that bitch down and smashed it with my BARE HAND. /flex
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