Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by Deacon » Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:53 am

I actually replied to the OP with some horrible stuff (relative to what you generally see here), all clean but all pretty hilariously cruel, but I deleted it. I pussed out because you never know how the staff will react. Well, to me, at least. I'm relieved to see that we're all taking it in stride :)
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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by Mae Dean » Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:23 am

I was fairly cruel myself - three replies in a row, actually. But then Liz told me I was a jackass, and I reconsidered each time.

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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by ampersand » Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:35 am

You know, come to think of it, we've never heard anything about the Mom in this whole thing? Where is she in this tragic tale of childhood gone wrong?

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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by JermCool » Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:43 am

She sends gift parcels with ketchup packets on a monthly basis.
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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by ampersand » Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:00 am

For some reason that I'm not sure why, I just find this hilarious.

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Post by Hirschof » Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:42 pm

JermCool wrote:She sends gift parcels with ketchup packets on a monthly basis.
This sometimes provokes rash decisions by the ketchup packets...

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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by tnitnetny » Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:32 pm

Also, where did the OP go? Did the ketchup packets hunt him down? Did Dad break out of jail and kill him?

I am sure the mustard packets are thankful.

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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by bagheadinc » Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:53 pm

I accidentally a whole packet of ketchup!
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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by Rorschach » Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:02 pm

Isn't it a little odd to have sachets of ketchup in your home rather than a bottle?

Also, I think the OP was on the wind-up.
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Post by Mav » Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:02 am

bagheadinc wrote:I accidentally a whole packet of ketchup!
Is that bad?
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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by collegestudent22 » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:48 am

It sounds bad, Mav. Sounds very bad. How could you do that, baghead? HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?!
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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by ampersand » Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:52 am

tnitnetny wrote:Also, where did the OP go? Did the ketchup packets hunt him down? Did Dad break out of jail and kill him?

I am sure the mustard packets are thankful.
As well as the relish, soy sauce and duck sauce packets. Although I hear dropping soy sauce onto one's eyes is very painful.

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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by Seir » Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:18 am

Do you think they serve ketchup with fries in jail? I would've loved to have seen that unfold.
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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by JermCool » Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:49 pm

Yes, but they only have the plastic squeeze bottles. The glass ones are too easily made into a shank.
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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by ampersand » Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:21 am

And you don't want to know where the plastic bottle tips have been.

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