Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by Mae Dean » Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:07 pm

I guess, but I don't see how preventing them from listening to "All out of Love" is going to solve anything...

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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by JermCool » Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:42 pm

Control =/= prevention. I think the repeated playing of that song might have saved the lives of those innocent ketchup packets.
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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by Mae Dean » Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:35 pm

But at what cost, I ask you? AT WHAT COST?

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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by Hirschof » Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:00 pm

The little bastards probably would have fallen into romance related depression, accidentally kill themselves while scarfing, and end up preventing the creation of this thread.

Those ketchup packets died so that we may be complete assholes.
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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by JermCool » Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:18 pm

Ooooh. Tough trade. I mean, we're so good at being assholes anyway. If it hadn't been this thread, it would have been some other thread down the line.

But it's all moot now, isn't it? They're dead. All dead. Gone to the great tomato vine in the sky.
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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by bagheadinc » Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:32 pm

Good riddance. Better to kill them before they kill us!

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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by Sir Spankspeople » Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:56 am

The important question, though, is whether these ketchup packets were splattered on a wood or laminate floor, or a carpet...

'Cause if it was a carpet I'm going to have to side with the abusive father on this one...
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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by Lizzegirle » Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:01 am

No, the real questions is "If a tree fell onto a mime in the forest, would anyone hear? Also, would anyone care?"
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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by bagheadinc » Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:28 am

I'm sure the mime would care.
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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by Lizzegirle » Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:43 am

Silly Matt, mimes aren't people.
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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by Arc Orion » Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:49 am

Still, as the saying goes, a mime is a terrible thing to waste.
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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by raptor9k » Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:33 am

But they make such great targets when they're trapped in that invisible box...

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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by Deacon » Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:53 am

I actually replied to the OP with some horrible stuff (relative to what you generally see here), all clean but all pretty hilariously cruel, but I deleted it. I pussed out because you never know how the staff will react. Well, to me, at least. I'm relieved to see that we're all taking it in stride :)
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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by Mae Dean » Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:23 am

I was fairly cruel myself - three replies in a row, actually. But then Liz told me I was a jackass, and I reconsidered each time.

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Re: Should I feel bad for sending my dad to jail?

Post by ampersand » Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:35 am

You know, come to think of it, we've never heard anything about the Mom in this whole thing? Where is she in this tragic tale of childhood gone wrong?

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