Essays, a guide to their suckage.

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Essays, a guide to their suckage.

Post by Nulled » Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:12 pm

Okay, it's official, Essays SUCK. Essays I do not wish to even bother with are even worse.

I currently have a single coursework essay that I have in for tomorrow. I'm half done, and yet, said essay needs to be 2 pages at 10.5 with no borders. It currently borders on the line of 1,700 words, and my eyes currently hurt and sleep is setting in.

I also really hate the subject manner. No matter what anyone wishes to say, thearetical plays are not good essay pieces. When said piece isnt funny, I really run out of subject matter rapidly.
The worst part is that this is one of NINE essays I will be given, and this is the shortest one for me to do. Anyone got any decent excuses?
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Post by sneaky ninja » Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:16 pm

Maybe you took the wrong class. Sounds like a fun essay to me.

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Post by Nulled » Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:18 pm

I wish I hadnt taken it.
Drama is not as fun as it sounds at this level, believe me.
(Is SO not taking it further)
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Post by tnitnetny » Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:48 pm

No, actually I don't believe you. You should make sure to say things like "not fun to me".

I was an English major and absolutely loved the high level drama classes. I love breaking apart Shakespere especially. I loved writing essays on the material.

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Post by Terrene » Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:01 am

I am with the new guy, fuck essays in the ass, I hate them so much.

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Re: Essays, a guide to their suckage.

Post by kaiju01 » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:55 am

So where's this guide?
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Post by Sophira » Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:57 am

kaiju really wants to suck some essays.
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Post by edge » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:05 pm

Back in my day, we had to chizel our essays into stone tablets...up hill in the snow...both ways...

Something like that anyway.

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Post by Killer-Rabbit » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:59 pm

How long were you given to complete said essay?

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Post by Deacon » Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:30 pm

Lucksi wrote:Speaking of old days, could you imagine typing a paper on a typewriter?
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Post by Sophira » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:12 am

Lucksi wrote:Speaking of old days, could you imagine typing a paper on a typewriter?
I handwrote most of my essays five minutes before English class.
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Post by Jezebel » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:15 am

I hand wrote most of my essays while in English class. tehehe
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Post by adciv » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:41 am

I almost flunked my last English class. Thank god for more flexible professors.
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Re: Essays, a guide to their suckage.

Post by Deacon » Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:45 am

adciv wrote:Thank god for more flexible professors.
Indeed.

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Post by Sophira » Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:51 am

I am forever baffled by your taste.
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