Where do babies come from? Well, when a Mummy and a Daddy...

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Post by Koeniou » Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:34 am

*squee*

I love her face when she's in the seat.

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Post by ampersand » Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:20 am

Sorry, it's half a kilogram, not half a pound. (Which would make me a little bit over a pound in weight. That's still not very much.) I somehow made the metric conversion without relaying it to the rest of my brain.

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Post by Seir » Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:33 am

Congratulations Rorsch and she's a cute kid. Plus it's nice to have an actual Cara in the forums as opposed to a certain user who was pretending to a be a girl named Cara half the time.
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Post by Aerdan » Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:32 am

Congratulations! She's a real cutie. :)
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Post by Makh » Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:25 am

It makes me smile today. Cute tiny baby with little sleepy face. :)

Before I forget: May this child brings you hapiness, wisdom, and luck.

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Post by Rorschach » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:35 am

Thanks y'all. Yeah, she's quality.

Just saying to Nicola yesterday evening how ridiculously overblown babycare worry is and how people need to just grow the fuck up.
Of course, ten minutes later I looked into the crib and she was lying with her eyes kind of open and didn't appear to be moving and I have never gotten so frightened so quickly. She was quite put out when I grabbed her and woke her up.
Really after that there was little chance of sleep. Even if she was quiet. Which she wasn't. She'd hardly made a peep in her three days at the hospital but more than made up for that until four o'clock this morning when it dawned on us that maybe we should turn the light out. Result. Sleeping baby. Meant we couldn't stare at her for the rest of the night to see if she'd stopped breathing but still.

There we are: that's the dichotomy of babies so far as I can see: swooping joy and love coupled with pant-shitting terror.
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Post by tnitnetny » Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:30 pm

The pant-shitting terror you feel now will pass, but it will be replaced one day with more pant-shitting terror as she goes to school, meets boys, and starts having sex.

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Post by adciv » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:19 pm

So, 16 years until we start driving Rors nuts by hitting on his daughter?
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Post by thejerseyminx » Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:45 am

Congrats Rors!!
She's a sweetheart :)
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Post by ampersand » Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:06 am

I think she'll drive him crazy enough on her own without our help.

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Post by sneaky ninja » Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:58 am

Wow, I can't believe you're a dad! Congrats on the healthy little girl! She's pretty!

I bet you are going to be the funniest dad ever.

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Post by Rorschach » Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:06 pm

tnitnetny wrote:The pant-shitting terror you feel now will pass, but it will be replaced one day with more pant-shitting terror as she goes to school, meets boys, and starts having sex.
Wow Toni, what kind of shool did you go to? :P

Thanks guys. She is pretty, isn't she? I know I'm preprogrammed think that anyway, but I think I'd think it even if she were not the fruit of my loins.

Babies have the Penitent Stare. I feel like apologising to her for quite a lot of things.
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Post by adciv » Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:39 pm

Start now, you might be finished by the time she understand you.
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Post by JermCool » Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:49 pm

I am very disappointed that so for no one here has called dibs for when she reaches legal age.

Grats, Rors! :D
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Post by adciv » Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:49 pm

We want to see if she takes after her mother or her father first.
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