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Post by Rorschach » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:31 pm

I has a baby!

Forum - Cara. Cara - forum.

Sorry for the huge pictures, but, y'know...
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Post by Tigger » Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:48 pm

She's so cute! Congrats!

Now...details. Weight, length, SSN, you know...
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Post by cosmic_hippo » Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:50 pm

:shock:
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Post by Hirschof » Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:07 pm

Congratulations! :D
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Post by tnitnetny » Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:10 pm

Yay Rors!!

I agree with Tigger, we women must know the details!!

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Post by Rorschach » Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:45 pm

Tigger wrote: Now...details. Weight, length, SSN, you know...
She was 8lbs 5. Which, Nicola assures me, was quite heavy enough, thank-you very much.

The poor woman in the bed opposite her had a 10lb 10-er. :shock:

I don't know what her length was as noone seemed to measure her.

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Post by Arres » Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:47 pm

Social Security Number. It's a 'Merican thing. Fureners wouldn't understand.

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Post by Rorschach » Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:03 pm

Ah. Like a National Insurance number.
No, she is - as of yet - unofficial. The ideal time to go out commiting crimes with impunity.

Thanks y'all. We're about to give her her first ever bath. Which is making me somewhat nervous.
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Post by Lizzegirle » Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:10 pm

8lbs is about average. My brother was 11lbs though and I cringe everytime I think about it. I bet if you looked at her birth certificate, there's a length. I think they take it to see how well the baby is growing at her first doctor's appointment.

Anyways, congratulations Daddy Rorschach!
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Post by BusteeQT » Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:28 pm

Awww. Congratulations Rors. She is so cute. And I must say I love the name. One of my good friends is named Cara.
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Post by ampersand » Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:28 pm

Congrats, Rorsch. Cigars and Guinness for everyone!

My brother weighted 12 pounds at birth, which my mother compared to giving birth to a brick. Me, on the other hand weight less than a half a pound. Even though I was born on time, I was put into the premature unit for a good couple of days.

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Post by vixendrop » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:36 pm

She's so adorable! Biggest congrats Rors, and welcome to the world baby Cara. :D

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Post by Jezebel » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:43 pm

ampersand wrote:Congrats, Rorsch. Cigars and Guinness for everyone!

My brother weighted 12 pounds at birth, which my mother compared to giving birth to a brick. Me, on the other hand weight less than a half a pound. Even though I was born on time, I was put into the premature unit for a good couple of days.
I'm surprised you didn't make national news if you were under 8 ounces. So far the smallest baby ever born is just a hair over half a pound and was 15 weeks premature.
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Post by Deacon » Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:36 pm

ampersand wrote:Me, on the other hand weight less than a half a pound. Even though I was born on time, I was put into the premature unit for a good couple of days.
You need to check your math. That's EXTREMELY unlikely, ESPECIALLY for a child carried to term.

Rors, congratulations, sir. You're all grown up, now :D
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Post by Koeniou » Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:34 am

*squee*

I love her face when she's in the seat.

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