Where do babies come from? Well, when a Mummy and a Daddy...

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Post by Rorschach » Thu May 29, 2008 3:18 pm

...love each other very much...

Wow.
Looks like my lethargic old boys have kicked the dust from their heels and wheezingly tottered out into the wild blue cervix (or whatever the hell that bit is).
Personally I'm shocked that they managed to navigate terrain other than 'hand' but a scan this morning confirmed things.
I'm twelve weeks and five days into a terrifying, shit-my-pants-at-every-little-thing and torturous forty.

I say 'I am...', I think The Missus is going to have it worse what with gaining three or four stone and peeing a little when she laughs too hard.
Also - I am relieved to say that the conception date does not correspond with any Texans being in the vicinity. :)

Scans are weird, huh? It's like amorphous blob one minute and then an actual person. Not a word, or a concept, or an intangible notion - as it has been until now - but an actual person. I could see his/her fingers and everything.

They were pretty small. Also, babies do not lie serenely in the womb, lying patiently and peacefully until D-Day, as I had mannishly assumed. They dance about. I didn't know that.

We seem to be a very fertile forum.

Anyway - to the point - where's my baby pool, dammit. :P
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Post by Terrene » Thu May 29, 2008 3:58 pm

:o :o :o

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Post by Hirschof » Thu May 29, 2008 4:03 pm

Rorschach wrote:We seem to be a very fertile forum.
It appears to be our destiny to spread our evil seed all over the world.

Congratulations. :)
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Post by tnitnetny » Thu May 29, 2008 4:14 pm

YAY!! Congrats Rors!

Will this change the date of the wedding?

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Post by Nukinblackmage » Thu May 29, 2008 4:17 pm

Holy shit! Congrats Rors. Now remember, they have this wonderful thing called "Daycare", it's prison for babies. You should enroll your tyke in it :D
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Post by Negative Polarity » Thu May 29, 2008 4:41 pm

Rors conceiving offspring? This can mean only one thing:

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Seriously, though, congratulations on perpetuating the species.
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Post by ampersand » Thu May 29, 2008 4:42 pm

Congratulations on your impending bundle of joy. Can we blame this on the volcano? Or the camels?

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Post by vixendrop » Thu May 29, 2008 4:50 pm

Yay! Huge congrats!

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Post by Lizzegirle » Thu May 29, 2008 5:29 pm

Congratulations! I think the world is safe with your offspring, unless Mav reproduces. The two children might take down the world. :shock:
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Post by wocket » Thu May 29, 2008 5:34 pm

Awww, congrats!
Let us know as soon as you can tell if it's a Rorschach or a Rorschachina.
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Post by kaiju01 » Thu May 29, 2008 5:49 pm

I don't think Mav can reproduce with the insistence on the pooper.

Congratulations, Rorschach.
And I hope that your first child be a masculine child.
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Post by thejerseyminx » Thu May 29, 2008 5:50 pm

Oh my! Yay! Congrats! Exclamation point!

Oddly enough when I saw your comment about Wocket's neice I was wondering when you were going to join the club :)
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Post by wocket » Thu May 29, 2008 6:28 pm

Yeah, re-reading it, he was pretty mushy and excited about her "perfectly wee" hands. :)
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Post by thejerseyminx » Thu May 29, 2008 6:49 pm

I think Rors is just a big softie when it comes to babies.
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Post by Arc Orion » Thu May 29, 2008 8:10 pm

On the other hand, he's obviously very firm when it comes to making them.

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