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Re: Only in...

Post by ampersand » Sat Sep 01, 2012 5:22 am

Only in Texas can a high school have a $60,000,000 stadium that would make Jerry Jones either envious or proud. I'm not sure which.
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Post by The Cid » Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:02 pm

Rest of the world: People smuggle horrific things. Drugs, weapons, ill-gotten money, human beings, you name it.

Canada: Cheese. They smuggle cheese in Canada.
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Post by ampersand » Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:42 pm

The Cid wrote:Rest of the world: People smuggle horrific things. Drugs, weapons, ill-gotten money, human beings, you name it.

Canada: Cheese. They smuggle cheese in Canada.
Stealing maple syrup, cheese, and there is a bacon shortage. Some Canadian villain is really hungry.
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Re: Only in...

Post by ampersand » Sat Dec 22, 2012 8:56 am

The Cid wrote:Canada.

Somebody make a heist movie out of this story. Please.
Update: They've made arrests in this case. The Mounties always get their man.
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Post by The Cid » Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:18 pm

Is it too late for the Mackenzie brothers to reunite and make a movie based off of the Great Maple Syrup Heist of 2012? Because I'm telling you, there's ten bucks of my money guaranteed.
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Post by ampersand » Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:42 pm

Only in Japan and/or possibly Korea:

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Post by Seir » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:22 pm

Looks like China actually.
Yo Mav, I'm real happy for you and Imma let you finish but Hirschoff had the best sig trends of all time.
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Re: Only in...

Post by The Cid » Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:05 pm

Why is this one "Only in Massachusetts?"
The list of his goals included finding crystal meth, getting a gold watch, doing a B&E or robbing a dealer, selling drugs, getting coke, and doing one altruistic act for a stranger.
I could absolutely imagine someone from this area thinking one good dead would outweigh a crime spree. Also, of course he had a list. Gotta stay organized.
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Post by Martin Blank » Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:07 pm

Locked as part of the end of mega-threads. Please create a new thread more specific to what you wanted to talk about.
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