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Re: Only in...

Post by Deacon » Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:16 pm

No way. In order to have trouble walking home, you have to be smashed, way over the very low legal limit to drive. For the alcohol itself to become dangerous, you have to be beyond smashed, really.
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Post by Jamie Bond » Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:30 pm

Good point on the level of just how drunk you are for dangers when walking.
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Post by Rorschach » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:19 am

I always rather fancied that there's a god of drunks somehere, keeping a protective hand around those seriously refreshed and steering them home safe.
I agree that you have to be pretty fucking drunk not to be able to walk home. Although there's little funnier than the 45 degree trot that drunks do in an affort to outrun a fall.
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Re: Only in...

Post by Rorschach » Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:10 pm

I'm not American. I can still call you a shit-eating switch-hitter with relative impunity.

Is anyone hugely surprised by this? I think reality television has pretty much scraped the shock barrel since Rebecca Loos wanked off a pig. Necrophilia within the next twenty years, I guarantee it. (I'm going to slaughter Jedward and then fuck them.)
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Post by Jamie Bond » Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:33 pm

That's a big glass of donkey semen.... :?
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Re: Only in...

Post by ampersand » Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:14 pm

Germany is into scat, Italy is into ugly adult incest, France is into just about anything, England and Russia has some kind of competing interest into school girls whether they're in class or out of class (But for all I know this could be a common European problem, as we also see this in Czech Republic.), and we Americans like our porn amateur or parodying a legitimate television or movie show. There may also be porn parodying books too, for all I know. Japan is into embarrassing girls and making sure the sperm goes into the lady, and I think there's some Australian lesbian fetish that occurs every once in a while.

The world really needs to do a better job at making porn.

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Post by Rorschach » Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:40 am

ampersand wrote:Japan is into embarrassing girls
Nothing hotter than a crying girl getting fucked. "Boo hoo! I'm so ashamed!"
Australian lesbian fetish that occurs every once in a while.
Autralian? One in a while? 'Lesbian' is the default porn setting for most porn viewers.
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Re: Only in...

Post by Deacon » Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:20 pm

Two things:

1) What happened there is that the guy thought that car was available for crushing. It's not uncommon that such a thing would be available. He just didn't really seem to try too hard to verify.

2) What kind of rag doesn't know the difference between wheels and tires (or tyres as they would print it)?
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Post by The Cid » Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:34 pm

Join in, everyone: U-S-A!! U-S-A!! U-S-A!!
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Post by ampersand » Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:48 am

That is the worst name for a hotdog ever. It also makes for a bad porn movie title.

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Post by ampersand » Sun May 13, 2012 4:29 am

Only in Portland can you find a guy on a bike with a headlight get pulled over for riding the wrong way on a one way street at midnight. And where a homeless man is hired at a subway as a guard, where it's open 24/7.

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Post by The Cid » Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:34 pm

Canada.

Somebody make a heist movie out of this story. Please.
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Re: Only in...

Post by Deacon » Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:08 pm

Take off ya hoser!
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Re: Only in...

Post by Seir » Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:21 pm

Sweet!
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