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Post by Deacon » Sat Aug 18, 2012 8:52 pm

I love it absolutely.
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Post by collegestudent22 » Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:56 am

That, my friends, is how you stand up to aggressive authority figures who have a problem with sticks in the vicinity of their asses.
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Post by Hirschof » Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:55 pm

That was great.
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Post by ampersand » Wed Aug 22, 2012 10:34 am

At this hole in the wall hard liquor shoppe, the only one in my neighborhood, they have this:

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It's a Louis XIII Cognac Le Jeroboam that costs $2,640.50. In a state with no sales tax. This is the kind of potent potable that if Jeph Jacques had drawn it, it would glow.

"The bottle is made out of pure crystal," the woman behind the counter says in an noble English accent as I take this photo. Next time I come to the shop, I want to know what an aristocrat like her is doing in a place like Portland. She seems to be in her mid fifties.

I asked the woman if she's tasted it.

"Yeah," she replied. "It's utter shit. Worst cognac I've ever tasted."

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Post by Deacon » Wed Aug 22, 2012 2:05 pm

I love that they added the fifty cents to the end of it.
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Post by Rorschach » Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:04 am

There still no speed limit on der autobahn? You must have been doing the ton to know that they were exceeding it.
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Post by ampersand » Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:40 am

I want to know how many other people (other than me) have crashed into a hearse.

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Post by Rorschach » Fri Aug 24, 2012 11:31 am

Did you go into the back of it? Was it occupied?
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Post by ampersand » Fri Aug 24, 2012 6:46 pm

Crashed front of hearse, not back; no body in hearse at the time. Wanted to crawl in since I wreck my Dad's GMC Jimmy.

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Post by Deacon » Tue Sep 04, 2012 2:47 pm

What is Facebook saying about me? Is it judging me, and if so is it good?

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Post by Rorschach » Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:07 pm

I think it's coming on to you.

Is that top update from Toni?
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Post by BtEO » Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:35 pm

Greg, actually.

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Post by ampersand » Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:08 pm

Greg needs help. Professional help.

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Post by Deacon » Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:18 pm

Are you denigrating the quality of his embroidery?
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Post by collegestudent22 » Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:37 pm

Well, it could be worse. He could be installing Linux on all the things.
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