The Pet Peeve Thread.

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Re: The Pet Peeve Thread.

Post by Deacon » Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:15 pm

THANK YOU.

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No, obnoxious fat chicks. You may be great people otherwise. You may be smart, caring, and insightful contributors to society, in spite of all the signals you're giving off. But no, you're not hot to normal people, only to those few people who fetishize whatever it is you've created for yourself.
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Post by ampersand » Fri May 18, 2012 11:26 pm

People who audibly pant and strain while on the public toilet acting as if they're going to die after they do their duty. Kind of a sign they might need to check their doctor, and I do not want to be the guy to have to report a dead body in the restroom.

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Post by Deacon » Sat May 19, 2012 3:33 am

Reminds me of the scene in the first Austin Powers where he's almost strangled by the leprechaun with Tom Arnold in the next stall.
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Re: The Pet Peeve Thread.

Post by Rorschach » Sun May 20, 2012 7:32 pm

ampersand wrote:after they do their duty.
That's even funnier when I think of it read in an American accent.
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Post by ampersand » Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:00 am

People who bring their French coffee press to work, especially to a low work place like mine.

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Re: The Pet Peeve Thread.

Post by Rorschach » Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:24 pm

Like a coffee grinder? Something related pisses me off actually - people who take a metal travel cup full of coffee on their morning commute. You really can't wait the forty minutes between leaving your house and getting to work to have a coffee?
Also, banana cases.
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Post by spikegirl7 » Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:38 pm

What if they don't have coffee where they work?
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Post by ampersand » Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:14 pm

There's a community coffee pot because no one wants to pay 35 cents for vending machine coffee. So no, he doesn't have to bring his. It's just a flag that he's a dick.

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Re: The Pet Peeve Thread.

Post by Rorschach » Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:26 pm

spikegirl7 wrote:What if they don't have coffee where they work?
Then they should request a transfer from the Moon. Or drink a cup before they leave the house.
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Post by Deacon » Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:57 am

Rorschach wrote:Also, banana cases.
What.
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Post by collegestudent22 » Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:04 am

ampersand wrote:There's a community coffee pot because no one wants to pay 35 cents for vending machine coffee. So no, he doesn't have to bring his. It's just a flag that he's a dick.
Maybe they don't want basic community coffee. Perhaps they wish to have something with some fancy creamer flavor or whatever.
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Post by Jezebel » Fri Jun 29, 2012 3:54 am

Work coffee often tastes like ass because its usually freeze dried grounds that are god only knows how old.

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Re: The Pet Peeve Thread.

Post by Rorschach » Fri Jun 29, 2012 8:34 am

Ring ring ring ring...Bananacase

I can actually see the point of these. They just seem a little silly.
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Re: The Pet Peeve Thread.

Post by Deacon » Fri Jun 29, 2012 3:15 pm

The point is for the wife to have a discrete self-pleasuring device handy?
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Post by FireAza » Fri Jun 29, 2012 4:33 pm

"accommodates any size and shaped banana to keep it fresh and firm"
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