Rorschach's advice for wooing the ladies
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You're not my hero.
You're just the subject of all my naughty naughty fantasies
You're just the subject of all my naughty naughty fantasies
Buy some Cute Stuff and support this woman.
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21) Whenever possible, have another floozy on the side as a backup, and let her know about it by holding them both around the waist at the same time. Better yet, play the odd round of three-player "Grab Ass", particularly when in the company of small children and Mormons. Women love competition, and she'll thank you handsomely in the bedroom.
22) Bring a video camera next time you arrange to have sex, and let her know that its recording. Women love to be watched, and the biggest favour you can give her is to burn a copy on DVD for your friends and family. Vanity...
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22) Bring a video camera next time you arrange to have sex, and let her know that its recording. Women love to be watched, and the biggest favour you can give her is to burn a copy on DVD for your friends and family. Vanity...
512 posts! It's 2^awesomely good!

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Wanna hear something depressing? I actually done a fair bit of the advice given here. And yet she still talks to me....
23) Compare her sexual performance to other women, ideally close relatives of her's - "Yer not a bad lay, but your sister/cousin/mother was way better in the sack".
HTRN

23) Compare her sexual performance to other women, ideally close relatives of her's - "Yer not a bad lay, but your sister/cousin/mother was way better in the sack".
HTRN
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Re: Rorschach's advice for wooing the ladies
I hate to self-necro, but I have a date tonight.
How comforting to have this wisdom of yesteryear upon which to pin all of my hopes for the evening.
How comforting to have this wisdom of yesteryear upon which to pin all of my hopes for the evening.
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Re: Rorschach's advice for wooing the ladies
A date! How exciting. Please do the opposite of all of the advice here lol. I hope you are doing something casual. There is so much pressure on a regular first date but this is like a First First date. I wish you luck and hope you will find companionship or hot meaningless sex or some combination of the two that makes you happy.
~Insert clever bon mot here~
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Re: Rorschach's advice for wooing the ladies
Wisdom and grace. If only fate and distance hadn't contrived to keep us so far apart.
Thank you. In the end it turned out to be a bit of a combination of the two.
Thank you. In the end it turned out to be a bit of a combination of the two.

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Re: Rorschach's advice for wooing the ladies
It's a burden I struggle to bear every day how different my life would be

Thumbs up for combo date they are the best. Don't let her take advantage, I know you are fragile right now and can be led astray by womanly wiles.
~Insert clever bon mot here~
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Re: Rorschach's advice for wooing the ladies
The ladies. My Achilles'...uhm...let's be polite and say 'heel'.
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