Mensajitos

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Re: Mensajitos

Post by FireAza » Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:17 am

It's hard to admit, but they're right. I torrented several elderly women in the last hour alone.
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Mensajitos

Post by Deacon » Sun Mar 17, 2013 1:17 am

You monster.
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Re: Mensajitos

Post by FireAza » Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:52 pm

I am the product of a corrupt society, my actions are not of my own choosing.
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Re: Mensajitos

Post by Rorschach » Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:40 pm

FireAza wrote:I am the product of a corrupt society, my actions are not of my own choosing.
...your Honour.

This Mensajito is for so many people I know, and is in the form of a sea shanty

RSVP, you cunts, you cunts.
RSVP, you cunts.

"Did I need to do that?"
Did I send you an invite?
"I thought you'd have known"
I think you're a cunt.
"I told you the last time"
That was fucking October.
"I said to your mum"
I say lots to your mum.

RSVP, you cunts, you cunts.
RSVP, you cunts.

"How can I reach you?"
Post, text, blog or email?
"Can I let you know?"
These invites took us weeks, you know.
"Can I bring X?"
Will they bring an extra present?
"I'm a selfish and inconsiderate prick"
Yeah, I know.

RSVP, you cunts, you cunts.
RSVP, you cunts.
RSVP, you cunts, you cunts.
RSVP, you cuuuuuuuuuunts.
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Re: Mensajitos

Post by Deacon » Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:11 pm

Delightful.
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Re: Mensajitos

Post by Rorschach » Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:41 pm

It's a real problem. We had to call off our wedding some three weeks before the big day last year, and still most people hadn't replied one way or another to their invite.

Fuckers.
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Re: Mensajitos

Post by Jezebel » Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:55 pm

On Invitation: please RSVP to receive location of wedding. If you don't RSVP and show up anyway a bouncer will be there to crotch punch you.
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Re: Mensajitos

Post by Martin Blank » Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:06 pm

Locked as part of the end of mega-threads. Please create a new thread more specific to what you wanted to talk about.
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