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Re: Mensajitos

Post by Rorschach » Wed Feb 27, 2013 7:53 pm

sneaky ninja wrote:high five for shitty situations?
We should all have a nice cuddle.
I promise to keep my hands North of the border.

Dear Cara,

The princess dress does not fit the rocking horse. The rocking horse will not fit inside the princess dress. This is not my fault, but rather the fault of science. Go complain at it.

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Post by Deacon » Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:18 pm

But Rors, there's so much to do north of the border...

As for the cross dressing horse, pics are appropriate.
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922

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Re: Mensajitos

Post by Arres » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:09 pm

How do you know the horse is not a princess of horses Deacon? It doesn't HAVE to be a stallion. You're so penis centric. GAWD.

*hmmm... just noticed I just made this joke at Rors in the Pope thread. Clearly, I need some new material.
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Re: Mensajitos

Post by sneaky ninja » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:28 am

Rorschach wrote:
I promise to keep my hands North of the border.
Wow, you have really changed.

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Re: Mensajitos

Post by Deacon » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:33 am

Arres wrote:I need some new material.
Or someone to talk to about the continual predominance of the phallus in your thoughts.
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Re: Mensajitos

Post by Rorschach » Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:08 am

sneaky ninja wrote: Wow, you have really changed.
Well, I've learned to lie... :P
Deacon wrote:
Arres wrote:I need some new material.
Or someone to hit that.
Fixed.
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Re: Mensajitos

Post by Deacon » Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:57 pm

I think "paraphrased" is more accurate.
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Re: Mensajitos

Post by Rorschach » Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:17 pm

Potato, potato.
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Post by The Cid » Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:54 pm

Weather forecasters in New England:

I know your job is an inexact science, and there is in fact a lot of science involved. However, if the best you can do for a borderline winter storm is "0-8 inches" and we get sixteen and counting, you are helping nobody. Give it up.

This mensajito written on behalf of the poor sap parked on the street in front of my building, who is working furiously in a losing battle to get his car out of its parking spot.
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Post by ampersand » Sat Mar 09, 2013 9:57 pm

Dear Cid,

Sorry, forecasters were still lamenting blowing the Washington DC forecast to realize they were (0-2). Also, lots of anger and anguish over how the NWS is not spending enough on the computing power to make better forecasts, which is supposedly why the European models are beating the pants off of the American models.

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Ampersand, who subscribes that forecasters were just doing a terrible job.

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Post by ampersand » Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:09 pm

Dear EA,

Who developed your servers for SimCity? If they said they most recently worked on Diablo 3, that might have been the clue not to hire them.

Yours,

Ampersand, who would like to get SimCity, but not until they get their shit in order.

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Re: Mensajitos

Post by Vektor T. Gecko » Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:59 am

A better question is why they decided to make Sim City an always-online, multiplayer-only environment in the first place...
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Post by Deacon » Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:02 am

Agreed.
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922

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Re: Mensajitos

Post by Arres » Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:49 pm

obviously because all gamers are dirty pirates and thieves. if you trust them even a little they will torrent your grandmother.
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Post by ampersand » Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:53 am

Agreed as well.

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