Good Wish to Bad Wish

[jimkatai]

Granted. Sadly, though, this fun was created by the Syphilis that is currently plunging you into inescapable MADNESS!!!!!!

I wish I had the hand coordination skills to be acceptable at basketball and that my height would increase marginally

[Remolay]

granted, but that scene from the newer Bedazzled happens word for word.

I wish I knew a girl who was like Maya Fey from Ace Attorney

[mikejcpt]

Granted. She's your little sister.

I wish they would stop using hammer drills and jackhammers near my office.

[jimkatai]

Granted. Now, they're using them near your home... at night... all... the... time...

I wish I knew whether or not Remolay got my Skee-Lo reference, because I did not get his Bedazzled reference.

[mikejcpt]

Granted. But that is all you know.

I wish you all a good night.

[adciv]

Granted. It never ends and is dark all the time. The Vampires rise up and take control of half the world.

I wish I knew what to get my parents for Christmas.

[jimkatai]

Granted. You find that the only thing they want is a new sex swing, cause the last one has some gnarly-looking stains that just won't come out.

I wish my speeding ticket was actually a ticket to somewhere, being that I obviously seemed to like to travel. That and it was free.

[dburn13579]

Granted, You won an all expenses paid trip to Carrot Top's house.

I wish I could be more musically inspired.

[mikejcpt]

Granted. You now know how to play the acordion.

I wish I could take a nap right now without getting fired.

[Remolay]

Granted, you instead get set on fire as you were the only one who didn't know that the building caught fire.


I wish I understood much more Japanese with little to no effort.

[mikejcpt]

付与される。今、あなたは理解してすべての日本人です。残念あなたはどのように自分の世話をするのを忘れた。

Byddwn yn hoffi gallu darllen hwn.

[Remolay]

Roddwyd, ond erbyn hyn mae'r Gymraeg yn unig iaith gallwch ddarllen.


I wish we would stop using google translate for wishes and answers.

[collegestudent22]

Χορηγημένοι, αλλά τώρα πρέπει να χρησιμοποιήσετε babelfish.

I wish my grades were a bit better.

[mikejcpt]

Granted. You got caught cheating and were expelled.

I wish I was independently wealthy through strictly legal and ethical means.

[Remolay]

Granted, but you lose it all gambling.

I wish I was a Kamen Rider.