Good Wish to Bad Wish
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
Granted. You die 1 second later of boredom.
I wish the new guy was hired already.
I wish the new guy was hired already.
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The most dangerous words from an Engineer: "I have an idea."
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
The most dangerous words from an Engineer: "I have an idea."
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
Granted. He got your job. Enjoy ramen.
I wish I would get off my butt and make dinner already.
I wish I would get off my butt and make dinner already.

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
(It's supposed to be a BAD WISH. That's what we're hiring him to do!)
Granted. It's You accidentally chop off your hand and bleed to death.
I wish I could start charging overtime.
Granted. It's You accidentally chop off your hand and bleed to death.
I wish I could start charging overtime.
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The most dangerous words from an Engineer: "I have an idea."
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
The most dangerous words from an Engineer: "I have an idea."
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
Granted, but your base salary got reduced to minimum wage.
I wish adciv all the happiness he deserves.
I wish adciv all the happiness he deserves.

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
Granted, he's now Mav's roommate.
I wish my eighteen-month old could speak coherently.
I wish my eighteen-month old could speak coherently.
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
Granted. Your kid learned from Fuggle and CS22.
I wish my roommate would learn to follow the law.
I wish my roommate would learn to follow the law.

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
Granted, he then rats you out for all those movies you have been downloading
“Was it not Adam West who once said ‘E—“ ~ Strong Bad
I don’t have any idea what I’m doing, 10 years later. 16 year old me was a dumb kid. 26 year old me is just dumb.
I don’t have any idea what I’m doing, 10 years later. 16 year old me was a dumb kid. 26 year old me is just dumb.
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
Granted. You fade out of existence and no one remembers who you were.
I wish I could quit forgetting my textbooks everywhere... JEEBUS!
I wish I could quit forgetting my textbooks everywhere... JEEBUS!
Stand in awe of my creativity
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
Granted. You sent them all to Washington, DC (so they are still inacessible).
I wish for world peas.
I wish for world peas.

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
granted, The entire world is made of peas and falls apart. our heads explode. thanks for that, jerk.
I wish nobody cared about my mistakes there.
Also, I wish I would get my mind off of its butt and write a good story I've head in my head for awhile.
I wish nobody cared about my mistakes there.
Also, I wish I would get my mind off of its butt and write a good story I've head in my head for awhile.
“Was it not Adam West who once said ‘E—“ ~ Strong Bad
I don’t have any idea what I’m doing, 10 years later. 16 year old me was a dumb kid. 26 year old me is just dumb.
I don’t have any idea what I’m doing, 10 years later. 16 year old me was a dumb kid. 26 year old me is just dumb.
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
Granted. Nobody even notices you know and even though you wrote the story, it just languishes on a shelf.
I wish I had a $1,000,000,000 dollar note. (Yes, they exist if you know which country to get them from.)
I wish I had a $1,000,000,000 dollar note. (Yes, they exist if you know which country to get them from.)

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
Granted. The billionaire it belongs to finds out you have it and you are thrown in jail.
I wish mikejcpt was turned into a pillar of salt.
I wish mikejcpt was turned into a pillar of salt.
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The most dangerous words from an Engineer: "I have an idea."
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
The most dangerous words from an Engineer: "I have an idea."
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
Granted, but the pillar falls over and crushes you.
I wish to take a nap.
I wish to take a nap.

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
Granted, It is an everlasting nap. Thus, you never awaken
I wish Mikejcpt would awaken awaken awaken awaken, and take this land that must be taken.
I wish Mikejcpt would awaken awaken awaken awaken, and take this land that must be taken.
“Was it not Adam West who once said ‘E—“ ~ Strong Bad
I don’t have any idea what I’m doing, 10 years later. 16 year old me was a dumb kid. 26 year old me is just dumb.
I don’t have any idea what I’m doing, 10 years later. 16 year old me was a dumb kid. 26 year old me is just dumb.
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
Granted. I awaken take your land.
I wish to have some fun today.
I wish to have some fun today.

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