Good Wish to Bad Wish

[mikejcpt]

Granted. You have pants but they are have a 70" waist.

I wish the digital signage content creator software that I need to install would run under 64-bit Windows so I didn't have to redo my laptop.

[yadaman]

Granted. It works, but the port was rushed, so the program is so inefficient that your computer crashes every time you open the program.

I wish that Greg would hurry up and see the FFXIV beta codes that I got for him and Ayasu just now. >>;

[mikejcpt]

Granted, he saw them but got his own anyways.

I wish the FF XIV torrent would hurry up and finish downloading already.

[yadaman]

Granted. It finished downloading... For someone else.

I wish that I had more Gil! >.<;

[mikejcpt]

Granted. You now have 300 goldfish in your bathtub. 600 gills should last you a while.

I wish I wanted to eat the food in my fridge.

[Jericho]

Granted. You know want to eat the food in your fridge, but the only food is a year old box of baking soda and something that once was living but you can't tell what was the original animal.

I wish McDonald's brought back the Thia sweet chile sauce for McNuggets.

[mikejcpt]

Granted, but somebody mixed in Thai hot chiles.

I wish I had $100,000,000.

[Remolay]

granted, but since that money has to come from somewhere, so you get arrested for robbery.



I wish I had a 3DS and Pokémon Black

[mikejcpt]

Granted, but the 5 finger discount didn't work for you either.

I wish I had a get out of jail free card that would work after that last arrest.

[yadaman]

Congratulations. You got out of jail. Sadly, you didn't read the fine print. Your execution is scheduled for tomorrow at noon.

I wish that the FFXIV beta ended on the evening of the 21st, and not on the 19th, since FFXIV comes out the 22nd.

[mikejcpt]

Granted. They will extend the beta for you, but the servers will be down.

I wish for enough legally-obtained money to buy a house and to pay the income and propery taxes.

[adciv]

Granted. The money is located 20 yards to the east and 30 yards under the ground from Fort Knox. Good luck retrieving it.

I wish this house I want is still for sale in a year when I can afford it.

[Remolay]

Granted, but it's gotten so rundown you dont want it anymore

I wish I had the Left 4 Dead games on steam, my custom computer, and the Bioshock games including infinite through completely legal and not putting me in debt ways

[Arc Orion]

Sounds fine. Of course, you forget that since Infinite isn't out yet, you've just bumped yourself forward to its year of release - 2012. Your little time traveling stunt rips open the fabric of spacetime, combining your current self with your future self and creating an explosion which destroys the world. Thanks for proving all those Mayan calendar idiots right.

I would like a pony.

[mikejcpt]

Granted. But it is dead and stinking up the house.

I wish my life was perfect.