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Pooing

Post by Rorschach » Sat Dec 05, 2015 9:15 pm

I don't want to be coarse here but we all do it. You. Me. The Queen.

How good is pooing?

Something we can ALL enjoy.
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Re: Pooing

Post by Deacon » Mon Dec 07, 2015 5:09 am

It's something that is occasionally enjoyable. Especially when it's a sudden burst of relief.
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Re: Pooing

Post by The Cid » Tue Dec 08, 2015 1:09 am

I like really spicy food. So pooing is more like my version of confession.
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Re: Pooing

Post by Seir » Tue Dec 08, 2015 6:40 am

When I was an EMT I had a partner who literally got shat on, so it wasn't good for him.
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Re: Pooing

Post by Rorschach » Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:26 am

The Cid wrote:I like really spicy food. So pooing is more like my version of confession.
Ha ha. That's brilliant. And I empathise. I really do. Particularly as the season of overindulgence looms.
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Re: Pooing

Post by JermCool » Tue Dec 08, 2015 5:15 pm

I drink a lot of coffee, so the trips to the loo aren't so much an enjoyable experience as they are just absolutely-freaking-necessary.
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Re: Pooing

Post by gravity » Tue Dec 08, 2015 5:29 pm

I think the best shit is when you haven't gone in a while, and you know you need to but nothing is moving, and then you take the largest shit of your life and you are empty and happy. And, in the modern world of technology, you aren't even bored while you're doing it.
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Re: Pooing

Post by Deacon » Wed Dec 09, 2015 3:46 am

El Cid, this forum needs a "Like" button to approve of your post.

And gravity, I thought girls never pooped. But "empty and happy" sounds like a Japanese transliteration that somehow is more accurate and instantly true than any way I've ever heard it put before.
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Re: Pooing

Post by Rorschach » Sun Dec 13, 2015 6:07 pm

I pooed in the Asda toilets today. Living the dream.
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Re: Pooing

Post by Deacon » Mon Dec 14, 2015 3:54 am

Well I guess I didn't think to mention it, but I bought a new toilet to replace my old one in the master bath. Pulled the old one, modified the plumbing, modified the trip lever, and installed the new one myself in the morning between conference calls. The old one was one of the old style low, round-front toilets. Ugh. The new one is a Kohler "comfort height" so that my knees aren't in my ears, elongated front, with a Sloan Flushmate pressure vessel instead of the normal tank of water. In normal tanks, gravity pulls water down and flushes the bowl. But in this one it builds pressure equal to your water pressure (I believe it uses a diaphragm with air that becomes compressed by the incoming water forcing its way in -- Edit: close, but no diaphragm), so when you reach over to flush the toilet, WHOOSH, it flushes it for real. And since I didn't care for the style of the chrome trip lever, I switched it out for another one I ordered in a different style and in oil rubbed bronze. Called Kohler first, they said it wasn't made for it, but I could probably make it work if I wanted to try it. Well I did, and I did.

It's awesome and I love it. Thank you, Amazon Prime.
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Re: Pooing

Post by gravity » Mon Dec 14, 2015 9:44 am

You didn't go the extra step and install a full Toto seat as well? For shame. There's nothing like sitting upon one of those, perfectly heated with accompanying background music, and being able to clean yourself with a warm bidet and fan after.
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Re: Pooing

Post by Deacon » Mon Dec 14, 2015 3:37 pm

No, I guess I didn't.
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Re: Pooing

Post by Rorschach » Mon Dec 14, 2015 3:39 pm

We should all be squatting anyway. Or something.
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Re: Pooing

Post by raptor9k » Mon Dec 14, 2015 4:22 pm

Squatty Potty!
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Re: Pooing

Post by JermCool » Mon Dec 14, 2015 10:33 pm

I can never eat rainbow sherbet again.
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