More Mensajitos

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Re: More Mensajitos

Post by Rorschach » Fri Jun 12, 2015 8:45 pm

JermCool wrote:he fit in my little Saturn.
MOAR LIKE URANUS!!1
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Post by Deacon » Sun Jun 14, 2015 11:47 pm

No shit right? Ugh.
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Re: More Mensajitos

Post by Rorschach » Thu Jun 25, 2015 9:33 pm

Dear RLF

I still get the feels when I see people online here.

Me
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Post by JermCool » Mon Jun 29, 2015 6:57 pm

Dear Cox Communications:

I hate you. I hate your sales people. I hate your technology. I was told that this digital telephone service would work wonderfully for our fax machines. I am now on hold with tech support again for the third time in as many business days because whenever someone tries to call our fax number they get a busy signal. The modem has been replaced twice already. This is stupid!
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Post by The Cid » Tue Jun 30, 2015 2:16 pm

Dear people who follow up "AM" with "in the morning":

STOP DOING THAT.

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Post by Rorschach » Tue Jun 30, 2015 2:40 pm

Ha ha ha. Truth up. Weird how noone seems to do the same with 'PM'.

And while we're on it,

Dear people in shops who ask me to enter my 'PIN number', you're essentially looking for my 'Personal Identification Number Number'.
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Re: More Mensajitos

Post by Deacon » Tue Jun 30, 2015 6:19 pm

Well, to be fair, you use it at the ATM machine.
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Post by sneaky ninja » Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:04 am

Rorschach wrote:Dear RLF

I still get the feels when I see people online here.

Me
Rors, whenever you want to get the feels, you know where to find me ;)

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Post by JermCool » Fri Jul 03, 2015 7:10 am

Dear Sneaky:

Please don't leave us. We are having fun again!
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Post by Rorschach » Fri Jul 03, 2015 7:42 am

sneaky ninja wrote: Rors, whenever you want to get the feels, you know where to find me ;)
You know whenever life gets me down, and things seem hard or tough, and people are stupid, obnoxious or daft and I feel that I've had quite enough, I remember that there are countless alternate universes, nestling cheek-by-jowel, in which all possibilities not only may be, but must be. And in one of them there is a Rorschach who was born in Canada or a Sneaky who was born in Scotland. :)
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Post by Cyberliger777 » Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:04 am

Hey Sneaky, you got my message.
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Post by sneaky ninja » Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:32 pm

Rors, how can one man be so vile, and yet so touchingly poetic at once? You are a chameleon of words. And I'm including all the charming comments you've left on my Facebook.

So this is where the party's at, eh? /puts on a pointy hat

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Post by Rorschach » Sat Jul 04, 2015 7:36 am

sneaky ninja wrote:Rors, how can one man be so vile, and yet so touchingly poetic at once? You are a chameleon of words.
I'm really a massive softie. Don't tell the others though.

Dear weather

Are you shitting me?! High twenties and blazing sunshine all the working week but Saturday morning and there's some old Hebrew guy in a robe knocking a big wooden boat together in my garden? I demand to see the manager.

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Re: More Mensajitos

Post by JermCool » Sat Jul 04, 2015 3:29 pm

Dear Home Owners Association:

If you DARE come at me complaining about the paint color I chose for the shutters, you can kiss my posterior. The color schemes you sent are from 2014. The house was built in 2006. No one knows what the original color is, so I found a best match at Home Depot. And your lack of notice telling me I need to repaint tempts me to go to a news agency as a sympathetic, injured veteran who was forced to climb an extension ladder on Independence Day to comply with your stupidity.
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Re: More Mensajitos

Post by Cyberliger777 » Sun Jul 05, 2015 5:48 pm

DO IT!!
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