Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by Hirschof » Tue May 19, 2015 3:22 pm

Cyberliger777 wrote:What comes in the orgy-room suite? Sex swings, lube, paddles, two 100 count boxes of condoms, etc. I want to keep my bags light, so if it is supplied that would be great.
All that, plus some casino-themed sex toys and an Elvis impersonator in gimp gear.
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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by JermCool » Tue May 19, 2015 3:58 pm

And I hope you all appreciated Gary. He used his best sequins on that gimp suit.
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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by JermCool » Wed May 20, 2015 4:50 pm

I forgot to post this when we were on the topic of biker hand signals. This is what we mean when we're waving about frantically.

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Post by Deacon » Wed May 20, 2015 5:25 pm

HA!
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Post by EvilElf » Wed May 20, 2015 6:41 pm

It all makes so much sense now.
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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by Cyberliger777 » Thu May 21, 2015 4:12 am

If only I know that before.
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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by Rorschach » Fri May 22, 2015 9:09 am

See, right, women, right, and motorbikes? They like them. Like the way they like horses. Y'know. Like like them. Get yourself a woman who rides a bike, or a horse, and that's half the work done for you, if you know what I mean. Straight up. Guy in a pub told me once.
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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by Rorschach » Fri May 22, 2015 11:23 am

Rant: My mother just texted me from Athens as they 'just decided to go to Greece'. Stop spending my fucking inheritance!

Rave: Four day weekend. Nicola and Cara away for most of it. I wonder how many times I can complete the circuit.
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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by JermCool » Fri May 22, 2015 4:27 pm

Rant: My folks bought several H-Ds and a townhouse in Minnesota. I've got no inheritance left, I'm pretty sure. Feelin' your pain there, Rors.

Rave: Three day weekend! I never got three day weekends or holidays in the casinos. I'm so happy!

Rave: Mental image of Rors shaking hands with the Prince!
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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by Deacon » Fri May 22, 2015 6:57 pm

H-Ds? Regardless, it sounds like assets that can be transfered, yes?
Rorschach wrote:See, right, women, right, and motorbikes? They like them. Like the way they like horses. Y'know. Like like them. Get yourself a woman who rides a bike, or a horse, and that's half the work done for you, if you know what I mean. Straight up. Guy in a pub told me once.
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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by JermCool » Fri May 22, 2015 8:31 pm

Harley Davidsons. Abbreviated to H-D which can also stand for Hundred Dollar (the cost to do anything with a stock Harley).

Is...Is he using his shin to hold the throttle open? I either want to beat this man for being so obtuse or I want to make him my hero. I can't figure out which right now.
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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by Deacon » Fri May 22, 2015 8:39 pm

OK, so the Harleys might be worth something, but generally they're not going to increase in value, whereas hopefully the townhouse will appreciate :)

No, his shin isn't making contact with the grip or handlebar. It seems he's got a throttle lock (invaluable addition-I won't have a bike without). I'm guessing they're on a pretty straight and flat stretch of highway somewhere, where he can keep things pointed in the right direction while he kicks back.
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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by The Cid » Sat May 23, 2015 1:39 pm

Rave: Coming back here to see regular activity again.

Rant: WiiU games that require use of your television screen. If I wanted a glorified DS game I'd pull out a DS, Hyrule Warriors.
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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by BtEO » Sat May 23, 2015 4:21 pm

Hyrule Warriors can run solely on the gamepad, but I think the switch can only be done at the title screen maybe?

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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by Rorschach » Mon May 25, 2015 11:33 am

Rant: Some fucker buyer fucking me about on ebay and getting me far more wound up than the sale was worth.

Rave: My girls are home. Which, inexplicably, I'm mostly OK with.
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