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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Deacon » Sat Dec 07, 2013 4:57 pm

Yes! That's what I was going for! :D
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Deacon » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:27 pm

Deacon wrote:Dear Don,

adriana (adriana13980@att.net) has sent you a Jacquie Lawson e-card. If you haven't heard of us, you'll be pleasantly surprised! Our e-cards are known for their artistry and gentle humour.
Indeed.
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Rorschach » Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:31 pm

I'm pretty sure I've received one of these, although I deleted it. Any idea what a Jacquie Lawson e-card is?
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Deacon » Mon Dec 16, 2013 4:30 pm

Who knows? Maybe just a regular old Hallmark replacement, and people get emails confused? Sophisticated spam?

Here's another from this morning:
Dear Dana

We welcome you to Dadant & Sons Beekeeping Supplies and Candles.
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Post by Gowerlypuff » Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:08 pm

Hello Parents,

I hope that this email finds you enjoying the start of a beautiful advent season. I have enjoyed working with your child this year - their math skills have grown leaps and bounds
Such language.
I'm pretty confident of the fact that, if I had a child, their math(s) skills would already be up to it. No child of mine would go to school not being able to do their sums *shakes fist*
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February was some lyrics or quotes month or something. I don't even remember what year all this was.

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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Deacon » Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:29 pm

I don't know... I thought a mathematically literate Brummie was a notable exception.
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Rorschach » Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:31 pm

They have help from unusual sources.
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Deacon » Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:59 pm

Ha! Love it.
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Deacon » Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:59 pm

Dear Don,

This is a reminder that adriana (adriana13980@att.net) sent you a Jacquie Lawson greeting card a couple of days ago which you have not yet picked up. If you haven't heard of us, you'll be pleasantly surprised! Our e-cards are known for their artistry and gentle humour.
I could use more artists and gentle humor in my life.
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922

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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Rorschach » Mon Jan 06, 2014 7:42 am

Jacquie Lawson is my female alter-ego. Like LtEO.
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by BtEO » Mon Jan 06, 2014 5:10 pm

Not Nigella?

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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Rorschach » Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:07 pm

You know, in a fair and just world, our female counterparts would be lezzing off like fuck.
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Post by BtEO » Mon Jan 13, 2014 5:25 pm

I figure, much like Bill & Ted with their music, we could finally inspire world peace.

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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Rorschach » Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:57 am

God, can you imagine if the world was one huge lesbian utopia.

With entire continents of men looking on, crying and masturbating.
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Deacon » Mon Jan 20, 2014 9:54 pm

Today has turned up a couple of fun ones.

First, I got these photos from James Martin <jemartin1148@gmail.com>. Literally 10 times over the course of an hour. I'm sure he's an upstanding gentleman posting pictures of a sweet and funny lady. I wonder what the backstory is. Old flame? Some chick he's hitting on at the old folks home? Maybe pictures to post at a funeral? I have no idea. Clearly he kept talking to someone and asking if they got them and they told him no, so he kept retrying in the manner people do when they have no clue.

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More to come in another post.
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