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Re: Spiders

Post by ampersand » Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:39 am

That sounds like the next addition to the Settler of Catan series.

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Re: Spiders

Post by FireAza » Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:04 am

Saw this little baby huntsman come crawling past, so I thought I'd take a photo of him for y'all:
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Re: Spiders

Post by Rorschach » Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:50 am

Looks like you've whomped him with a boot. Which is exactly what I would have done.
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Post by Deacon » Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:54 am

Nope. He's still ready to pounce...
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Re: Spiders

Post by FireAza » Mon Jul 16, 2012 5:17 pm

Rorschach wrote:Looks like you've whomped him with a boot. Which is exactly what I would have done.
Nope. He's sitting on a notice board in that photo, spiders tend to fall off walls when you whack 'em.
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Re: Spiders

Post by FireAza » Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:09 am

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Re: Spiders

Post by Rorschach » Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:59 am

If nothing else, these stories prove that Mother Nature is fucking disgusting.
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Re: Spiders

Post by FireAza » Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:04 pm

I like to think the spider and snake were locked in mortal combat to determine which species was the most deadly.
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Re: Spiders

Post by Hirschof » Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:30 pm

I'd call for a vote to nuke Australia but that would probably just lead to dog-sized mutant spiders that eat our babies and rape us in our sleep.
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Re: Spiders

Post by Deacon » Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:45 pm

FINISH HIM!

Your premise is weak, however, as a bear can be deadly but not when he's caught in a trap...
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Re: Spiders

Post by Rorschach » Mon Aug 27, 2012 6:56 pm

FireAza wrote:I like to think the spider and snake were locked in mortal combat to determine which species was the most deadly.
Dark sex game gone wrong.
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Post by ampersand » Tue Aug 28, 2012 5:33 am

While you two are arguing snakes vs spiders, I saw a headline where two flying bears attacked a canuck.

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Re: Spiders

Post by ampersand » Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:00 am

And I goofed, it was a single flying bear killing two Canadians. And it really was just a head-on collision, but it still bears pointing out: you don't want to have flying bears.

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Re: Spiders

Post by FireAza » Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:20 am

Deacon wrote:FINISH HIM!

Your premise is weak, however, as a bear can be deadly but not when he's caught in a trap...
We don't have bears in my country (and you do, which is what terrifies me about the US), so it's gonna have to be snake vs spider.
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Re: Spiders

Post by The Cid » Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:05 pm

FireAza wrote:which is what terrifies me about the US
You really need to check out how the US views Australia. That is, "a very far away continent filled to the brim with things that can kill a human being in painful ways. And surrounded by sharks. Also, most of the continent is uninhabitable desert."

Or maybe it's best to just quote Karl Pilkington: "Because spiders and snakes and the like normally hide under rocks. The Earth is one big rock. Australia is at the bottom of the rock and they're trying to hide under it."

Pfft. Bears. You have to go looking for bears here. It seems to me that the deadly things come to you in Australia.
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