Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by Martin Blank » Sat Aug 01, 2020 3:05 am

I recommend telling people you jumped on a grenade to save a train full of children from crashing into their own orphanage.
If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there.

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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by Deacon » Sat Aug 01, 2020 3:54 am

Good lord. A congenital condition? Glad you made it out the other side :)
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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by TeddyMarinaro » Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:23 am

Holy crap, Sier. My recommendation is you won the knife fight against that shark. How that shark was able to wield a knife that well is a mystery but it just barely missed your heart!

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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by Rorschach » Sat Aug 01, 2020 10:21 am

Good to hear from you, Seir. Wishing you the speediest of recoveries and the funnest of pain meds.
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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by FirebirdNC » Sat Aug 01, 2020 11:10 am

Dang that is serious business right there! Hope they are giving you the good stuff.
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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by FirebirdNC » Sat Aug 01, 2020 9:06 pm

Rant: Working 7 days a week 55-60 hours.
Rant: No day off since May 15
Rave: Finally getting a day off!! Rant: So we can all prep for the hurricane currently on track for us.
Rave: At 48 not living paycheck to paycheck for the first time in my life.
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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by raptor9k » Sun Aug 02, 2020 6:52 pm

Seir, I know chicks dig scars but maybe start a little smaller and work your way up next time. Tell everyone you fought a chainsaw wielding Grizzly bear. I wish you a speedy recovery and all the drugs!

Congrats on financial stability Firebird! Batten down the hatches and stay safe!

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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by Rorschach » Sun Aug 02, 2020 7:33 pm

Don’t congratulate her quite yet. Now I know she’s solvent, I’m on my way over with a suitcase to live over her garage.

“Heeeeeeeey. Mrs S!”
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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by FirebirdNC » Mon Aug 03, 2020 2:23 am

Rorschach wrote:
Sun Aug 02, 2020 7:33 pm
Don’t congratulate her quite yet. Now I know she’s solvent, I’m on my way over with a suitcase to live over her garage.

“Heeeeeeeey. Mrs S!”
Bring your french maid uniform, we can make this work :D .
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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by FirebirdNC » Mon Aug 03, 2020 2:24 am

raptor9k wrote:
Sun Aug 02, 2020 6:52 pm
Congrats on financial stability Firebird! Batten down the hatches and stay safe!
The current track shows less hurricane more severe coastal flooding, so maybe I might get a second day off haha.
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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by gravity » Mon Aug 03, 2020 6:14 am

Rant: contrast fluid makes me vomit. Always does, but I always forget.

Double rant: I forgot until they threaded my uterine cavity with a needle and injected it. Doc asked me what was wrong and I had to explain that I would probably be spending the entire evening folded up and vomiting now.

Rave: Netflix exists, I can fall in and out of consciousness to bad movies, it's great
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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by FirebirdNC » Mon Aug 03, 2020 10:48 am

That does not sound like a fun day Gravity :( Hope you feel better soon.
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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by gravity » Mon Aug 03, 2020 11:30 am

Oof, I get to go in for more shots on Wednesday. I've been warned I am not to operate heavy machinery for at least a month because my vision may go blurry, temporarily. And I'm to be careful about fainting and dizzy spells. And nausea. And to keep hydrated and avoid over heating. And eat a healthy diet, even if your stomach has decided to say fuck the world.

It's going to be an interesting month. If this doesn't work they're doubling the meds next month.
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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by gravity » Wed Aug 05, 2020 3:49 am

Rave: I made three whole follicles!

Rant: doctor is concerned, that was more follicles than he was expecting. But if any eggs take remains to be seen.

Rave: store had my favorite orange soda! Hey, in Japan, having a soda flavor in stock is amazing. They're usually only around for a few days and then gone.
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Re: Son of Rantettes & Ravettes

Post by Rorschach » Wed Aug 05, 2020 9:33 am

gravity, I say this with love: but what are you on about?

I feel we’ve missed a post. You’re being treated again?
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