Wedded

[Dreamer]

Wed? Wedded? Weed? Whatever the kids are calling it these days...

Anyway, that's what I am now.
And what a day...Katie and I are both very ready to get back to real life.

It was fantastic. I actually teared up a bit seeing her. I'm a happy guy.

So, sorry ladies. You had your chance. this fish is off the market!

[Deacon]

Congratulations!

But I'm assuming my invitation was simply lost in the nefarious US Postal System.

[Rorschach]

Congratulations, mate.

Although pics or it wasn't consumated.

[Rorschach]

I cried pretty much all throughout my wedding ceremony. Like, couldn't talk at points crying.
It had been a rough few years mind.
Also, I was drunk.

[FirebirdNC]

I saw the pictures on facebook you both looked lovely and very happy yay! My husband and I both teared up during the ceremony. It was a second marriage for us both ( 11 year anniversary this weekend) and it was very emotional, plus all the getting ready for the ceremony was stressful and you had that moment of "finally!" that was cathartic. Wishing you many happy years together and to quote one of my favorite songs "it's not always rainbows and butterflies it's compromise that moves us along".

[Rorschach]

I saw the pictures on facebook

Oh, you were added, were you? Some of us weren't despite providing the requested information. [sniff][/huff]

[FirebirdNC]

I saw the pictures on facebook

Oh, you were added, were you? Some of us weren't despite providing the requested information. [sniff][/huff]

Don't hate the player hate the game.

[Dreamer]

Gianni... There was clearly some sort of miscommunication.

Because I'm sitting here, at the same time, thinking you never sent my your information or a friend request. And I thought that was a sign and I let it go. Awkward, amirite?

I thought we'd communicated our details! I'm going to go to FBNC's and see if I Can find you. But if I can't, you should be able to find me. My name's Neil. I live in Austin and I like long walks on the beach

[Dreamer]

And that's how it's done.

That was fast!

[Rorschach]

I thought I'd PMed you. My apologies if I hadn't.

Right the rest of you beat it. I feel a slo-mo beach run towards each other with outstretched arms, culminating in a man hug coming on.

Anyway thanks for the ad. I'm off to look at your wedding pics.

[Rorschach]

And that's how it's done.

That was fast!

I hear only one of these regularly. I'll let you decide which.

[Rorschach]

Stunning. She's beautiful. You look like a smooth mother fucker. And your venue looks glorious. Open-air, eh?

[Dreamer]

Yup! We had an outdoor wedding. she was stunning. Naturally. It rained in the morning. But then cleared up before the afternoon and was just beautiful weather. Sogged down the pollen, all that. Couldn't ask for more.

I wish I had paid more attention, though. It all went by so fast... such a whirlwind event. Before we knew it I'd had half a bite of chicken, 4 glasses of champagne and I was expected still to copulate...

Now don't get me wrong.

I totally did.

But it wasn't my best performance.

I'm pretty sure I pronounced "You like that!?" as "flurb-de-flubrdy-birgh!?" and then fell asleep.

No matter. As long as we made it official in the eyes of Jesus.

Jesus.

The midnight lawn-guy.

Who was watching.

He gave me a thumbs-up.

[FirebirdNC]

I'm pretty sure I pronounced "You like that!?" as "flurb-de-flubrdy-birgh!?" and then fell asleep.

And they say romance is dead, when it is clearly just inebriated and in need of a nap.

[Dreamer]

you've nailed it.