--Ferris Bueller"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop stop and look around, you could miss it."
And now some from me:
"If I'm not funny I don't think I'll be able to live with myself."
"Well you'll just have to find another apartment then"
"Laugh with me Jocko, laugh with me!"
"Good for me!"
"Yay, we're doomed!"
"Here you thought I was just another bumble-headed blonde bimbo! Well the jokes on you - I'm not even a real blonde."
"Were you born stupid or did you just grow that way?"
"There's no crying in baseball!"
"No sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you."
"One of the many advantages of being cool like me is that you don't get eaten by cannibals."
"Kids, you tried and failed. The lesson here is never try."
(Btw, I make promos for radio so I've got like a billion of these. Maybe I dump some more on ya later.)