The quote thread

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Post by Joshua Jericho » Fri Feb 21, 2003 7:25 am

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop stop and look around, you could miss it."
--Ferris Bueller

And now some from me:

"If I'm not funny I don't think I'll be able to live with myself."
"Well you'll just have to find another apartment then"

"Laugh with me Jocko, laugh with me!"

"Good for me!"

"Yay, we're doomed!"

"Here you thought I was just another bumble-headed blonde bimbo! Well the jokes on you - I'm not even a real blonde."

"Were you born stupid or did you just grow that way?"

"There's no crying in baseball!"

"No sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you."

"One of the many advantages of being cool like me is that you don't get eaten by cannibals."

"Kids, you tried and failed. The lesson here is never try."


(Btw, I make promos for radio so I've got like a billion of these. Maybe I dump some more on ya later.)
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Post by Yabbo » Fri Feb 21, 2003 7:28 am

There's no crying in baseball!"
a league of their own
Kids, you tried and failed. The lesson here is never try."
the simpsons
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Post by Mav » Fri Feb 21, 2003 7:30 am

"Laugh with me Jocko, laugh with me!"
-Freakazoid.
Arc_Orion wrote:<Arc_Orion> Mav is like a very interestingly informed six year old.

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Post by Yabbo » Fri Feb 21, 2003 7:36 am

"make my millenium"
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Post by readme.txt » Fri Feb 21, 2003 9:22 am

"And at that point the chosen one learned a valuable lesson about iron claws ... THEY HURT LIKE CRAP"

"When I despair, I remember that all throug history, the way of truth and love has always won. There have been tyrants and murderers and, for a time they can seem invincible, but in
the end, they always fall. Think of this. Always."

"Millions seek immortality but still dont know what to do on a rainy sunday afternoon" (<-- i only know that one in german ... so this is just a poor try to translate it :) )

"Do you know, I always thought Unicorns were fabulous monsters, too? I never saw one alive before!" "'Well, now that we have seen each other," said the Unicorn, "if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you."
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Post by SamSim » Fri Feb 21, 2003 6:33 pm

"For that 10 seconds or less... I'm free."
The Fast And The Furious tries to be deep, but fails miserably.

"I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible"
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Post by SamSim » Fri Feb 21, 2003 6:35 pm

Speaking of "billions of quotes", I have a file. Not just a file; an Excel spreadsheet, ordered by author. 8)
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Post by Mo0 » Fri Feb 21, 2003 6:39 pm

"Yay, we're doomed!"
Gir, from Invader Zim.
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Re: The quote thread

Post by Elemental » Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:39 pm

"All the riches of the kings end up in wills."
Oh look, it's Christmas again!

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Re: The quote thread

Post by Deacon » Wed Dec 27, 2017 3:38 pm

"It's chaos. Be kind." - Michelle Eileen McNamara
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922

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