How big are your balls?

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Re: How big are your balls?

Post by NorthernComfort » Tue Aug 09, 2016 6:29 am

IVs are your pokemons secret sauce. There are 3 internal values (attack, defense stamina), and they range from 0-15. 15/15/15 = 100% perfection! 0/0/0... will never be the best. :/

There are sites where you put in your pokemon CP and HP and the site tells you about it's innermost secrets. Usually it's that they're 40%.... in the balls.... if you know what I mean....
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Re: How big are your balls?

Post by Deacon » Tue Aug 09, 2016 2:02 pm

Oh really. Do these mysterious sites also read their life line and how it intersects with their love line and do a past lives reading?
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Re: How big are your balls?

Post by NorthernComfort » Tue Aug 09, 2016 4:15 pm

I learned that my Charizard is cheating on his baby momma but she was gonna throw his ass out to the curb anyway ... for a a Weedle. Scandalous!
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Re: How big are your balls?

Post by Deacon » Tue Aug 09, 2016 4:33 pm

Pfff she needs to get her priorities straight, baby girl.
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Re: How big are your balls?

Post by NorthernComfort » Tue Aug 09, 2016 5:38 pm

So, what's the most phallic pokemon? Weedle? Diglet?
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Re: How big are your balls?

Post by Deacon » Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:54 pm

Metapod?
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Re: How big are your balls?

Post by NorthernComfort » Wed Aug 10, 2016 4:30 am

Good thing we have Cloyster as vagina shell-tata.
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Post by NickGXZ » Wed Aug 10, 2016 7:20 am

Is that why its crosseyed?

Also, holy crap this place is still active.
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Re: How big are your balls?

Post by Rorschach » Wed Aug 10, 2016 10:53 am

NickGXZ wrote:Is that why its crosseyed?

Also, holy crap this place is still active.
We're like the seventies. We will never die.

Although admittedly, the seventies have died. And quite a long time ago.
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Re: How big are your balls?

Post by NorthernComfort » Sun Aug 21, 2016 6:55 am

Last week I got 142 and haven't touched it since. If I travel I'll try to catch the region-specifics, and will keep an ear out for legendaries. It was a fun month.
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Re: How big are your balls?

Post by NickGXZ » Thu Aug 25, 2016 5:15 am

Rorschach wrote:
NickGXZ wrote:Is that why its crosseyed?

Also, holy crap this place is still active.
We're like the seventies. We will never die.

Although admittedly, the seventies have died. And quite a long time ago.

I think it's better described as...

Well, we're like the 70's. We were supposed to die a long time ago but for some reason, we linger.
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