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What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?

Coffee
2
22%
Poo
7
78%
 
Total votes: 9

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Pop quiz, hotshot.

Post by Rorschach » Mon Mar 07, 2016 11:25 am

At work. Need both. Time for one. Advise me. And show your working.
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Re: Pop quiz, hotshot.

Post by Deacon » Mon Mar 07, 2016 2:04 pm

Sorry, bud, but a good poo will wake you up. And if you choose coffee, you'll be in a world of hurt as you'll need to poo so much harder then.
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Post by Mav » Mon Mar 07, 2016 8:55 pm

I recommend the opposite, take the coffee first. It will help you poo with maximum force. Everlasting vengance upon the toilet will finally be yours.
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Post by raptor9k » Mon Mar 07, 2016 9:29 pm

Assuming he makes it to a toilet. Everlasting vengeance upon your knickers/legs/socks/shoes/carpet is less fun.

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Post by Rorschach » Tue Mar 08, 2016 12:46 pm

Thanks for the advice, guys. We Brits are still finding our tentative legs when it comes to coffee drinking. A gentleman would think nothing of drinking a cup of tea while ensconced upon the throne but coffee is still a mysterious, dark and vaguely forbidden commodity. Like Salma Hayek's ladygarden.

In the end I had both. Take that, time restraints!
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Post by Arres » Tue Mar 15, 2016 1:56 am

A. Coffee is a vile bitter substance fit not even for a dog I dislike. 2. Drink your drink on the throne. Your own stench couldn't possibly make it taste worse.
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Post by Dreamer » Tue Mar 15, 2016 10:11 pm

Okay. So here's the deal. I voted poo. But mostly because I'm not a big coffee drinker. And I do enjoy pooing on an emplohyers dime.

Not... not literally on one of their dimes... I mean.. on the clock.. Whatever.

Anyway. I can't help but notice that... Even though Mav supported coffee... There are zero votes for coffee.

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Post by Mav » Wed Mar 16, 2016 7:31 pm

Happy? Bernie4life.
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Post by Rorschach » Thu Mar 17, 2016 12:52 pm

Dreamer wrote:Mav supported coffee.
STICK IT IN HER PERCOLATOR!
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Post by Mav » Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:41 pm

I got half and half everywhere.
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