Only tossing a thing from here

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Re: Only tossing a thing from here

Post by Rorschach » Fri Aug 28, 2015 7:59 am

My friend who has been trying for a baby for years, and was due to start IVF on her next wimmen's times, discovered she was pregnant on the same day as Nicola, who was three weeks late, discovered she definitely wasn't.

And lo, there was much rejoicing in both houses.
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Re: Only tossing a thing from here

Post by Deacon » Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:33 pm

I love it when a plan comes together.
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Re: Only tossing a thing from here

Post by JermCool » Tue Sep 08, 2015 4:28 pm

I C WUT U DID THAR
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Re: Only tossing a thing from here

Post by Rorschach » Wed Sep 16, 2015 8:41 am

I just closed a door on a lesbian.
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Re: Only tossing a thing from here

Post by FirebirdNC » Wed Sep 16, 2015 10:49 am

I think the punishment for that is 5 years of bad haircuts.
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Re: Only tossing a thing from here

Post by Cyberliger777 » Fri Sep 18, 2015 6:55 am

So that is what I did wrong.
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Re: Only tossing a thing from here

Post by Rorschach » Sun Sep 20, 2015 12:11 pm

I must have annoyed...three of them so far then.
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Re: Only tossing a thing from here

Post by JermCool » Mon Sep 21, 2015 4:11 pm

I must have been doing it daily since I left the Army.
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Re: Only tossing a thing from here

Post by Rorschach » Fri Sep 25, 2015 10:18 am

I don't even have that. I've not had a good haircut in years and also I don't really know how to kill a man.
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Re: Only tossing a thing from here

Post by Rorschach » Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:57 pm

Nicola appeared about an hour ago in cosy pyjamas and clutching a hot water bottle to her stomach. She then fell asleep on the couch. Then she got up, groaned for a bit, and went to bed.

Now, I'm no body-language expert but I assume hugely sexy times are immediately forthcoming and the rest of my night will feature crazy underwears.

Hooray!
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Re: Only tossing a thing from here

Post by Deacon » Fri Oct 30, 2015 5:51 am

You may be right.
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Re: Only tossing a thing from here

Post by FirebirdNC » Fri Oct 30, 2015 12:05 pm

Rorschach wrote:Nicola appeared about an hour ago in cosy pyjamas and clutching a hot water bottle to her stomach. She then fell asleep on the couch. Then she got up, groaned for a bit, and went to bed.

Now, I'm no body-language expert but I assume hugely sexy times are immediately forthcoming and the rest of my night will feature crazy underwears.

Hooray!
How did you manage to not only have a kid but a super cute one? You clearly snuck up on Nicola while she was sleeping.
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Re: Only tossing a thing from here

Post by Deacon » Fri Oct 30, 2015 3:10 pm

We know he didn't come upon her while she slept.

Well, I guess we don't KNOW that...
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Re: Only tossing a thing from here

Post by Rorschach » Fri Oct 30, 2015 3:47 pm

FirebirdNC wrote:
How did you manage to not only have a kid but a super cute one?
I have my suspicions. For Halloween tomorrow, Nicola is going as a cat. I am going as a dog. Any geneticist would tell you then that our offspring should be half cat/half dog, right?

Nope. Cara is going as 100% cat.

Questions need to be asked.
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Re: Only tossing a thing from here

Post by Rorschach » Mon Nov 09, 2015 4:25 pm

I kind of like putting on gloves before I go out. It makes me feel like a burglar. Or a ninja. Or a strangler.
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