Randomness

[Deacon]

Those can be great days

[FirebirdNC]

Damn you Discovery, stop making me cry! This show always seems to have something that sneaks up and jabs me in the eye.

[Rorschach]

I have something to sneak up and jab you in the e...

I don’t buy many shirts. I’m pretty slovenly.
Turns outs shirt tails now are much shorter than they used to be. Like only just past the waist short.

[FirebirdNC]

I have something to sneak up and jab you in the e...

I don’t buy many shirts. I’m pretty slovenly.
Turns outs shirt tails now are much shorter than they used to be. Like only just past the waist short.

It would also make me cry, also what were you buying before, dresses?

[Rorschach]

It would seem so. It’s like there are shops for people who know what’s going on. And then there are the ships I use.
Maybe I should stop buying my clothes in places with floors that also sell food.

[werefrog]

An uncle of The Werefrog from age 18 until he got married never wore the same shirt twice. He didn't want to wash them, so he bought them, wore them once, then threw them on a pile.

[Rorschach]

See, right, see the cylinder in a revolver?

Do they always rotate the same way? Like, do they all go clockwise, or anti-clockwise? Or does it depend on the gun?

Thanks, RDR2.

[raptor9k]

Depends on the model.

[gravity]

Short shirts are the popular style in Japan. A country full of tiny people. It's weird trying on a shirt and seeing my belly button.

[Rorschach]

I’ve just seen a T-shirt on Facebook that says ‘Don’t mess with Mamasaurus. You’ll get Jurasskicked.’

Undeniably hilarious even if dreadful appropriation of dinosaur culture.

My question is, what do we call such horseshit?
Implying an attack when there is none just to justify some kind of unnecessary virtue?

‘They call me a bitch. Because we know BITCH means: Being In Total Control of Her shit.’

That kind of nonsense. What is it? It’s not passive aggression. Is it like a straw man fallacy?

[Rorschach]

Ben is into ‘unboxing’ videos at the moment.

They’re like porn for cheirophiliacs.

[Deacon]

I had to look that up. Well played.

[Rorschach]

That’s a great pun, intentional or otherwise.

[FirebirdNC]

Yesterday the ice cream delivery guy came to my work and he had on Rocko's Modern Life socks. I was super squee about them and then had to explain to everyone else in the office WTF I was talking about. That show was awesome and def not totally for kids.

[Deacon]

“Turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands.”

I loved Filbert.