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Re: Randomness

Post by Ender_Wiggin » Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:57 pm

When I was in Japan, we were in a 7-11 and my friend found some cornbread.

It was bread....with kernels of corn in it. For some reason, mayonnaise was also involved
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Re: Randomness

Post by ampersand » Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:28 am

Wait, Japan has mayo?

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Re: Randomness

Post by Ender_Wiggin » Mon Feb 17, 2014 10:55 pm

They do in their literal cornbread, at the very least.
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Re: Randomness

Post by FirebirdNC » Tue Feb 18, 2014 11:40 am

So last week I decided to set up a TV or monitor to run a slideshow in the store. There are lots of great fishing pictures here but no where to display them all. So I discussed the pros and cons with the manager of TV vs monitor. We would need to buy the equipment to do either option. So I come to work yesterday and my manager tells me that she and one of the other brainiacs that work here discussed it over the weekend and since their are a ton of hard copy photos that I should just purchase a TV that will scan. . . . . . . . . . *facepalm* I have NEVER used that expression before today, but felt it was finally time. Someone correct me if I am wrong, but I do not think that works like you think it works. I'm sure it could be invented if someone really put their minds to it, but why?
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Re: Randomness

Post by Rorschach » Tue Feb 18, 2014 1:18 pm

Hey, look what was outside my work yesterday.

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Re: Randomness

Post by FirebirdNC » Wed Feb 19, 2014 2:02 pm

Well aren't you guys always looking for a little head?
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Re: Randomness

Post by Rorschach » Wed Feb 19, 2014 2:45 pm

I hadn't really thought about how much my trousers don't match my boots.
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Re: Randomness

Post by Deacon » Wed Feb 19, 2014 6:51 pm

A TV that scans photos? Ridiculous. Brainiacs indeed.

As much of a cheap commodity as digital picture frames have become (kind of like you're talking about), they would probably not want to complicate things, either.
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Re: Randomness

Post by Rorschach » Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:12 am

So,still reeling from last week's 'I saw a handsome builder today. He was more handsome than you, Daddy. He smiled at me' bombshell, I now have 'I'm married to Dornoch now. We kiss all the time.'

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Re: Randomness

Post by Deacon » Tue Feb 25, 2014 4:02 pm

She's growing up so fast!
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Re: Randomness

Post by Rorschach » Wed Feb 26, 2014 1:03 pm

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Re: Randomness

Post by Deacon » Wed Feb 26, 2014 1:13 pm

My dick fits perfectly in his ass. God must've made it that way!
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Re: Randomness

Post by Rorschach » Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:49 pm

HA!
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Re: Randomness

Post by FirebirdNC » Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:53 pm

Using the word pretentious makes me laugh because it is in itself so pretentious.
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Re: Randomness

Post by Rorschach » Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:25 pm

Hey greedy, fat co-workers:

Calling chocolates 'choccies' or biscuits 'bikkies' doesn't make you any more endearing as you shovel them into your mouth.
Nor does it make them any less fattening.
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