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Re: Randomness

Post by Rorschach » Tue Nov 19, 2013 3:52 pm

Deacon wrote:Submitted without further comment:
Fucking hell. I was expecting that to be something funny. That was absolutely blood-chillling.

Hopefully it's a fad that won't last too long. We had our own brief spate of something similar.
It didn't make it far in the US. Started airing in 2008, was done by 2009. Was it all a dream? Was it some sort of rip in the spacetime continuum? A spiritual journey?
I can only speak for the British version but I can't remember. I have a feeling they left it open to interpretation, Sopranos-style.
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Re: Randomness

Post by Deacon » Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:02 pm

FirebirdNC wrote:Via the magic of google http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/ ... bout/?_r=0
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The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922

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Re: Randomness

Post by Deacon » Thu Nov 21, 2013 4:55 am

Rorschach wrote:Fucking hell. I was expecting that to be something funny. That was absolutely blood-chillling.

Hopefully it's a fad that won't last too long. We had our own brief spate of something similar.
It turns out at least some have a happy ending. Not that kind.
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922

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Re: Randomness

Post by Rorschach » Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:04 am

Ha. That was waiting to happen, really.
He also fears a possible break-in from those who know he has a gun.
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Re: Randomness

Post by alanaj » Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:27 pm

Randomness - sometimes I really want to live in the country. Civilization isn't so civil.

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Re: Randomness

Post by Rorschach » Thu Dec 05, 2013 5:58 pm

So last night, after performing my marital duties with skill and vigour, I threw on a dressing gown and went into the kitchen to make the post-coital cuppa and put the kettle on the hob.

Nicola came in behind me in pyjama bottoms and a pjyama top she'd thrown on. Reaching in front me, and stretching across the cooker to get to a box of rosehip tea, the trailing part of her pyjama top came into contact with the gas ring and went up like the Hindenburg. "Aaah!", she wailed, terrified, "Fuck! Fuck!" With little thought for my own safety, I immediately went into husband mode and, with both hands, ripped her top off her, clean in half like a bag of crisps (or 'chips', if you will), leaving her naked from the waist up, screaming in terror and in a lit kitchen in front of a window facing a pitch-dark street.

I wonder how that must have looked to the late observer.
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Re: Randomness

Post by FirebirdNC » Fri Dec 06, 2013 2:04 pm

There is so much win and fail in that story that it summed up to awesome. I hope your wife wasn't burned, they are a bitch. There is a neighbor right now wondering if they should call the police or make popcorn and hope for more show.
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Re: Randomness

Post by Deacon » Fri Dec 06, 2013 4:09 pm

HA! That is amazing...
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922

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Re: Randomness

Post by Rorschach » Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:46 am

I had a dream last night that I was Walter White Jnr and I murdered my Uncle Hank. And then had noone to report it to. Hmm.
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Re: Randomness

Post by Deacon » Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:19 pm

I wonder if Bryan Cranston ever refers to his penis as Walter White Jr. I know I call mine Uncle Hank.
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Re: Randomness

Post by The Cid » Wed Dec 11, 2013 4:41 am

I feel like "Malcolm (in the middle)" would be a far better name for it.
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Re: Randomness

Post by FirebirdNC » Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:35 pm

Deacon wrote:I wonder if Bryan Cranston ever refers to his penis as Walter White Jr. I know I call mine Uncle Hank.
My brain was expecting something dirtier so I read that as Uncle Yank.
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Re: Randomness

Post by Rorschach » Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:33 pm

Deacon wrote:I know I call mine Uncle Hank.
Of the VEA.
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Re: Randomness

Post by Deacon » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:13 pm

Vagina Enforcement Administration?
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922

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Re: Randomness

Post by Rorschach » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:58 pm

Spread 'em.
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