So I got married

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So I got married

Post by Deacon » Wed May 15, 2013 5:00 am

Rors is of course correct. I was utterly clueless as to what the jumble of noises preceding from the mouth of the perturbed young lady behind the counter might mean. I had some context, and I thought it was probably a question, not a threat, but the third time I asked her to please repeat herself I thought I was about to be provided with a new set of bodily openings roughly the shape of a knife blade longways.
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Re: So I got married

Post by Mav » Wed May 22, 2013 8:00 pm

Holy crap. Well Rors, you may be fat, but you're banging a hot chick so spot on there. Congrats man!
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Re: So I got married

Post by Rorschach » Thu May 23, 2013 6:08 am

Thanks. 'Banging'? No no. I got married

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So I got married

Post by Deacon » Thu May 23, 2013 7:34 am

Every time I... Dammit!
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Re: So I got married

Post by Jamie Bond » Sun Jun 02, 2013 11:13 pm

Congrats Ron :)
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Re: So I got married

Post by Rorschach » Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:51 am

Is this an autocorrect thing, or are you taunting me by congratulating aml on my thread?
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Re: So I got married

Post by Dreamer » Tue Jun 04, 2013 2:55 pm

I havent' chimed in with a congrats, yet!
Having been married myself, I'll leave any personal anecdotes to myself. :)

I'm with a heck of a chick right now. But keeping that to msyelf as well. :)

So, congratualtions! Plenty late, I see. . .
But they're still in order. Never mind an extra pound or two, Rors. You're hella sexy.

(I've gained about 40 pounds since I moved to TX. Holy. Shit.)
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Re: So I got married

Post by Rorschach » Mon Jun 10, 2013 1:21 pm

Thank-you.

Yeah, I read about yout marital ordeal. My sympathies would be utterly redundant as it seems you don't need any. Onwards and upwards. Good man.
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Re: So I got married

Post by Hirschof » Fri Jun 14, 2013 4:43 am

Congratulations, Rors. I'm trying to send "sexy time" as a gift.
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Re: So I got married

Post by Rorschach » Fri Jun 14, 2013 8:12 am

Thanks man. How you been?
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Re: So I got married

Post by Hirschof » Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:01 pm

Very busy but doing great. I thought the RLF was gone for the longest time. I can't access site from work or home, only my phone.
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Re: So I got married

Post by Rorschach » Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:28 pm

Yeah, I'm wrestling with how tapatalk works so I can more easily access the forums on the toilet.
I think they've been missing a live commentary on poos coming out of their posters since the beginning.
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So I got married

Post by Deacon » Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:49 pm

Blow by blow commentary?
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Re: So I got married

Post by cutie_corey » Mon Jun 24, 2013 1:23 am

Congratulations, Rorschach!

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Re: So I got married

Post by Evil Ghaleon Strife » Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:46 am

Congrats, man. :D
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