Sex toys

Talk about whatever you feel like.

Do you dabble?

Yes, and I am a single woman.
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6%
Yes, and I am a single man.
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12%
Yes, and I am a woman in a relationship.
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24%
Yes, and I am a man in a relationship.
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35%
No, and here's why:
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24%
 
Total votes: 17

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Re: Sex toys

Post by JermCool » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:34 pm

Rorschach wrote:Here's hoping women never realise that they'd get more affection from other women, and more mechanical pleasure from toys; or it's gentlemen's agreements for us all I'm afraid.
I resent that! I'm as good at cunnilingus as any lesbian out there, dammit! As for the toys... they have an advantage. They never need those little blue pills.
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Re: Sex toys

Post by Rorschach » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:52 pm

JermCool wrote: I resent that! I'm as good at cunnilingus as any lesbian out there, dammit!
There's really only one way to put that to the test. If you manage it, will you let me know how?
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Re: Sex toys

Post by JermCool » Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:03 am

I'll send the video.
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Re: Sex toys

Post by Cyberliger777 » Sun May 31, 2015 2:39 am

Can I get a copy as well? For science of course.
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Re: Sex toys

Post by Rorschach » Mon Jun 01, 2015 10:29 am

The necroing of this thread pleases me. Although the lack of GURLS! on it makes me sad.

I was a member of the Lovehoney forums for a while. They just didn't get me. :(
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Re: Sex toys

Post by FirebirdNC » Mon Jun 01, 2015 11:45 am

I'm sorry I have nothing to contribute to this thread. While I have toys and have shopped for toys several times over the years I very rarely use them. My husband and I are in pretty good synch as to what the other likes and toys haven't really factored in. I prefer erotica and the occasional video for any extra spice. We were just laughing recently how "vanilla" we are and it is by far the most intense mind blowing sex either of us has had. We are both on our second marriage so I think we put a little more care into it and for me at least while good sex is good, good sex with someone you love is amazing.
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Re: Sex toys

Post by Rorschach » Mon Jun 01, 2015 11:52 am

Don't be sorry. I don't have much either. After years and years of (mostly me) buying outlandish devices, our go-to marital aid is still the same little bullet that we've had for a decade. If it ain't broke...

And what I'm learning, slowly, is that it's all about the preparation. No point bringing the big guns to the battle if the troops don't even have their boots on. Em. Or something. So, yes, erotica is more effective, I think. At least for us.
while good sex is good, good sex with someone you love is amazing.
Hear hear. I had this discussion with a couple of friends the other day. I've had, what any curiously-placed observer would probably deem, 'better' sex but nowhere near as satisfying.
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Re: Sex toys

Post by BtEO » Tue Jun 02, 2015 4:49 pm

I'll just leave this (NSFW, naturally) link here:
Oh Joy Sex Toy.

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Re: Sex toys

Post by EvilElf » Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:42 pm

BtEO wrote:I'll just leave this (NSFW, naturally) link here:
Oh Joy Sex Toy.
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Re: Sex toys

Post by Cyberliger777 » Wed Jun 03, 2015 1:24 am

If I had a significant other I would buy this for her.
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Re: Sex toys

Post by Rorschach » Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:30 am

I want a Vag-off. :(
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Re: Sex toys

Post by Hirschof » Wed Jun 03, 2015 12:11 pm

Maybe, maybe...

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Re: Sex toys

Post by Cyberliger777 » Wed Jun 03, 2015 3:14 pm

Rorschach wrote:I want a Vag-off. :(
We could have a butt-off.
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Re: Sex toys

Post by Deacon » Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:26 pm

Rorschach wrote:I want a Vag-off.
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