Sex toys

Talk about whatever you feel like.

Do you dabble?

Yes, and I am a single woman.
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6%
Yes, and I am a single man.
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12%
Yes, and I am a woman in a relationship.
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24%
Yes, and I am a man in a relationship.
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35%
No, and here's why:
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24%
 
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Re: Sex toys

Post by Rorschach » Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:10 pm

Deacon wrote:Or are they like pokemon?
Yup. Gotta snatch 'em all.
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Re: Sex toys

Post by Hirschof » Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:52 pm

Dildomon used Vibrate!
It's not very effective...
Dildomon used Sneaky Pinky!
It's super effective!
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Re: Sex toys

Post by tnitnetny » Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:24 pm

I am at a loss for words after Rors' statement, but it is very true. There are always new and interesting toys that come out that I must try. My ex husband was very intimidated by toys and refused to "let" me have any. Toys are awesome.

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Re: Sex toys

Post by Muspar » Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:48 pm

tnitnetny wrote:My ex husband was very intimidated by toys and refused to "let" me have any. Toys are awesome.
Toys are awesome. We've had something or other since the first day of our honeymoon.

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Re: Sex toys

Post by JermCool » Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:55 pm

tnitnetny wrote:I am at a loss for words after Rors' statement, but it is very true. There are always new and interesting toys that come out that I must try. My ex husband was very intimidated by toys and refused to "let" me have any. Toys are awesome.
Yeah - some toys can be intimidating. I was looking at a rabbit vibe for the missus thinking that those things looked awesome. When I saw it up close, there was no way in hell I could compete with that and even she looked apprehensive. We got something a little more mundane instead.
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Re: Sex toys

Post by Rorschach » Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:03 pm

Yeah, some of them do raise the bar to an unreasonable level. What with going on forever and then not hogging the bed when it's all over.

Here's hoping women never realise that they'd get more affection from other women, and more mechanical pleasure from toys; or it's gentlemen's agreements for us all I'm afraid.
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Re: Sex toys

Post by Deacon » Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:06 pm

Dutch rudder?
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Re: Sex toys

Post by Rorschach » Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:09 pm

I don't know what that is, and as I'm on Nicola's work PC I'm not going to be able to check.
But having met you in the flesh, I would imagine that if Dutch Rudder is what you want, then it's going to be a large fellow who refuses you it.
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Re: Sex toys

Post by tnitnetny » Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:43 pm

I have a rabbit vibe and I love it. It is amazing for warming me up. The wonderful thing about being a woman is I can keep going for as long as I want. So once I am warmed up we can move on to the fun things. :D

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Re: Sex toys

Post by Rorschach » Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:02 am

This is why having sex with men with Parkinson's is strangely popular.
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Re: Sex toys

Post by tnitnetny » Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:24 pm

It isn't about keeping up. It is about enjoying the experience together. Who cares who or want brings me to that point? When it is a partner experience and makes it better for the both us why should it matter? There is no competition, only cooperation. I had more orgasms DURING sex in one month of my relationship now then I did in 12 years of being with my ex husband.

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Re: Sex toys

Post by Rorschach » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:50 pm

This thread makes me horny. Junglelistically horny.
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Re: Sex toys

Post by JermCool » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:34 pm

Rorschach wrote:Here's hoping women never realise that they'd get more affection from other women, and more mechanical pleasure from toys; or it's gentlemen's agreements for us all I'm afraid.
I resent that! I'm as good at cunnilingus as any lesbian out there, dammit! As for the toys... they have an advantage. They never need those little blue pills.
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Re: Sex toys

Post by Rorschach » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:52 pm

JermCool wrote: I resent that! I'm as good at cunnilingus as any lesbian out there, dammit!
There's really only one way to put that to the test. If you manage it, will you let me know how?
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Re: Sex toys

Post by JermCool » Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:03 am

I'll send the video.
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