Sex toys

Talk about whatever you feel like.

Do you dabble?

Yes, and I am a single woman.
1
6%
Yes, and I am a single man.
2
12%
Yes, and I am a woman in a relationship.
4
24%
Yes, and I am a man in a relationship.
6
35%
No, and here's why:
4
24%
 
Total votes: 17

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Post by Rorschach » Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:18 pm

Since it's been a while since a poll lifted the vest off RLF's seamy underbelly.

If you want to give details then so much the better but remember not to post any pics. They go in PMs to me.
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Post by JermCool » Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:14 pm

The missus and I are...in between toys at the moment. Those motors only last so long, ya know?

In the right hands, it's a powerful ally. Means I don't have to work as hard. And since I work grave shift, it gives her something to do at night when I'm not around.
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Post by Rorschach » Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:49 pm

JermCool wrote:Means I don't have to work as hard.
Amen, brother. Although why does it only save us effort when we're both present?
If, to pluck a plausibly random example out of the air, I suggest to my good lady bird that I may be ten more minutes in finishing my beer and that she might want to retire, start without me - as it were - and I'll join her when she's ready, why, all I would get is a dirty look.
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Re: Sex toys

Post by ampersand » Sat Sep 04, 2010 9:20 pm

Wait, they make sex toys for guys?

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Post by JermCool » Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:08 am

Rorschach wrote:Amen, brother. Although why does it only save us effort when we're both present?
If, to pluck a plausibly random example out of the air, I suggest to my good lady bird that I may be ten more minutes in finishing my beer and that she might want to retire, start without me - as it were - and I'll join her when she's ready, why, all I would get is a dirty look.
I told you about setting up those webcams in my house.

However, should she be the one...holding the controls, I like to watch.
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Post by Seir » Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:37 am

Yo Mav, I'm real happy for you and Imma let you finish but Hirschoff had the best sig trends of all time.

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Post by StruckingFuggle » Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:07 am

It seems a lot of people in this thread hear "sex toys", and are only thinking artificial penis / vagina: a fleshlight or a vibrator. Pah!
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Post by Rorschach » Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:18 am

Fuggle, please, if you're using a hairbrush or something, let us know.

Seir, that link is at least NSFW tag-worthy. At worst, I fear it might be tempting a ban, which would grieve me.
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Post by JermCool » Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:19 am

The back of a hairbrush has its uses...

Also, I'm not a fan of nipple clamps. And the straps on the bondage kits kept breaking.
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Re: Sex toys

Post by Rorschach » Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:21 am

Ha ha ha. Poor Jermy. Is she ignoring the safety word?
Also, you're my sex toy hero. I feel boring.
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Re: Sex toys

Post by JermCool » Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:27 am

Don't feel boring, Rors. I wouldn't have investigated this stuff myself if it hadn't been for a Vegas party where one of the sponsors was an adult retailer/adult film studio (Adam and Eve - link NSFW). Once you start looking at some of this stuff, the wheels in the head start turning and you find yourself in an adult store with the missus looking at stuff other than the movies. I'll bet there are a few of those shops in Glasgow.
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Re: Sex toys

Post by Rorschach » Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:34 am

Oh yeah. Ann Summers is big business here. It sounds like the same kind of thing. They have legendary parties where groups of woman start talking about sex aids in a very matter-of-fact manner before alcohol kicks in and they all end up doing each other with them. As is my understanding.

I've only used their online service a couple of times. We've been reasonably happy with our purchases with the exception of the anal beads which were not met with the squeals of delight I was hoping for and banished to the back of the wardrobe. I gave them a solo whirl. They were alright, but not really worth the effort I felt.
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Re: Sex toys

Post by tnitnetny » Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:11 pm

I love sex toys. I have to pick up a new one every few months. You don't have to have toys every time, but when you are in the mood that are fantastic and make sex even better.

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Re: Sex toys

Post by Deacon » Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:00 pm

tnitnetny wrote:I love sex toys. I have to pick up a new one every few months.
So...they wear out, then? Or are they like pokemon?
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