The new sport of kings?

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The new sport of kings?

Post by SothThe69th » Mon Apr 14, 2003 9:18 pm

Sepak Takraw, the new sport of kings, Impress your friends with this disturbing hybrid of Soccer and Volleyball. I refer to image the first, which I have selected based on its propensity to give you nightmares for years to come-

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Post by Br34d » Mon Apr 14, 2003 9:20 pm

Looks a bit fake to me....
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Post by SothThe69th » Mon Apr 14, 2003 9:22 pm

What, you think that no one has the flexibility to do that kind of thing? You've never seen chinese acrobats?

EDIT: Upon testing, I have found that I can do what that guy is doing, however, I took a lot of grunting and probably pain later in life in order to do it. However, I had not trained for several months beforehand. Had I, I could probably do it in midair, and quickly.
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Post by UrzaPlanezwalker » Mon Apr 14, 2003 9:58 pm

pssh, street luge is better...
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Post by SothThe69th » Mon Apr 14, 2003 10:02 pm

Pfft, Street Luge doesn't have the nut-shot-tasticness of this. Nor is it a Hacky Sack wannabe.
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Post by FireAza » Mon Apr 14, 2003 10:16 pm

Ouch. That looks painful.
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Post by SothThe69th » Mon Apr 14, 2003 10:22 pm

Well Aza, I just think of you, and my knees turn into jelly.
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Post by Satsuki » Mon Apr 14, 2003 11:47 pm

I will always prefer dwarf-chucking as my favorite passtime sport. Though I do enjoy the occasional dorm washing-machine race.
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Post by Shyknight » Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:44 am

No matter how many variations on sports they invent, all it will ever amount to is guys playing with their balls.
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Post by Bishma » Tue Apr 15, 2003 1:15 am

Tupperware burping is the sport of the future. When I come to power it will be the only sport.
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Post by Fixer » Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:45 pm

[quote="Satsuki";p="51409"]I will always prefer dwarf-chucking as my favorite passtime sport. Though I do enjoy the occasional dorm washing-machine race.[/quote]Dorm Washing Machine Race?

The only thing I know about dorm room washing machines is when they start the spin cycle..... well, I'm not going to go into details, those who know, know, and those who don't... will probably be introduced to the idea.
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Post by FireAza » Tue Apr 15, 2003 1:07 pm

/me flees from Soth :shock:
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Post by NotQuiteDead » Tue Apr 15, 2003 4:45 pm

Tupperware burping?

Oh........got it.
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Post by JonnWood » Tue Apr 15, 2003 11:36 pm

[quote="Br34d";p="51297"]Looks a bit fake to me....[/quote] It had dang well better be real...it's an msnbc pic.

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