Rorschach's advice for wooing the ladies

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Re: Rorschach's advice for wooing the ladies

Post by Rorschach » Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:18 pm

[quote="wocket";p="481091"][quote="Rorschach";p="481068"] I'm hung like an Arabian stallion [/quote]

More like horsefly, except smaller :shifty:[/quote]
Even a 747 will seem small when flown through the Grand Canyon, wocket. More kegel work required!

Deacon actually mistakenly makes a good point amongst his barrage of homophobia and racism: women like a challenge. Pretending to be gay can sometimes work. I'm so dedicated in my pursuit of the fillies that I once shared a bed with a gay guy for some eight months to convince a special lady. It didn't work.

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Post by Dauingen » Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:31 pm

Since i allready have a woo'ed woman, i tried to woo her even more with your fantastic advice.
Now she's working overtime every day, and not answering my calls after regular work hours.
She's probably working to get some extra cash for a gift! ooh i can't wait :D

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Post by Phoenix Talon » Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:44 pm

Wooing...well, seems that I've gone the wrong way all this time. Screw that romantic crap! Thank you Dr. Rors! You just saved my love life!!

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Re: Rorschach's advice for wooing the ladies

Post by wocket » Fri Apr 15, 2005 10:30 pm

[quote="Rorschach";p="481101"][quote="wocket";p="481091"][quote="Rorschach";p="481068"] I'm hung like an Arabian stallion [/quote]

More like horsefly, except smaller :shifty:[/quote]
Even a 747 will seem small when flown through the Grand Canyon, wocket. More kegel work required!

Deacon actually mistakenly makes a good point amongst his barrage of homophobia and racism: women like a challenge. Pretending to be gay can sometimes work. I'm so dedicated in my pursuit of the fillies that I once shared a bed with a gay guy for some eight months to convince a special lady. It didn't work.[/quote]

Mind you, I've never actually EXPERIENCED a Rorschach. I'm going off of hearsay and those funny little pictures on the internet.
Buy some Cute Stuff and support this woman.

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Post by Rorschach » Fri Apr 15, 2005 10:33 pm

Don't listen to embittered cast-offs. They're lying! LYING I tell you :shifty:

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Post by Blaze » Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:00 pm

Sorry, Rors. I hate to burst your bubble, but I contracted some sort of Jungle Fever Swelling in Cambodia in '79.

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Post by Rorschach » Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:11 pm

:shock:
It's a fair cop. I don't think I want you bursting my anything with that thing

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Post by Blaze » Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:14 pm

Yeah, it's mostly only good for extreme porn and chasing away muggers.

/me almost wrote: It's mostly only good for extreme porn and beating off muggers. :shock:
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Post by naval_aviator_2040 » Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:24 pm

I just usually show them my cutlass and ask if they'd like to blow my bosun's (spelled boatswain's) pipe :D usually works pretty well
i don't hate everyone equally, there are levels. but none of them are the traditionally thought of standards for predjudice. its not based on race, religion, gender, or sexual orientation its based on how much the person annoys me personally. i count you as a friend since you annoy me very little. brittney spears is an enemy because even though i don't know her/care about her at all she still finds a way to annoy me every time i turn on the tv

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Post by Rorschach » Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:34 pm

[quote="naval_aviator_2040";p="481138"]I just usually show them my cutlass and ask if they'd like to blow my bosun's (spelled boatswain's) pipe :D usually works pretty well[/quote]
/me fires his cannon into naval's poopdeck

And now that I know what it means - UNF!

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Post by Lizzegirle » Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:42 pm

Boy I hope this is all sarcasm...
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Post by FooCumber » Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:43 pm

It must be.
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Post by Phoenix Talon » Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:24 am

[quote="Lizzegirle";p="481143"]Boy I hope this is all sarcasm...[/quote]

Sarcasm on the Forum Liz? What EVER do you mean?

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Post by Kits » Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:38 am

Hey, it's how Nick got me...
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Post by Phong » Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:50 am

[quote="naval_aviator_2040";p="481138"]I just usually show them my cutlass and ask if they'd like to blow my bosun's (spelled boatswain's) pipe :D usually works pretty well[/quote]

Creative, better than anything I've come up with, Bosun's Pipe.

I've always called it "The Captain's Coxswain" because afterall, it steers the ship, y'know? I did once ask a girl if she'd like to "Haul the Mainstay?"

And then there's the classy "I'd like to plunder YOUR booty."
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