Rorschach's advice for wooing the ladies

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Post by Rorschach » Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:54 am

Be fair, edge, I'm everybody's hero

Probably

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Post by wocket » Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:26 pm

You're not my hero.

You're just the subject of all my naughty naughty fantasies
Buy some Cute Stuff and support this woman.

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Post by Terrene » Tue Apr 19, 2005 5:21 pm

Skaaaank.

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Post by Rfairney » Tue Apr 19, 2005 9:47 pm

That message, and that young girl looking towards the camera like that should NOT be placed anywhere near each other...

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Post by wocket » Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:01 pm

You're both just jealous.

Of what, I'm not sure.
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Post by Rorschach » Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:44 am

Go read the 'Get a Room' thread Terrene, and then bathe in wocket's intended wind-up

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Post by RandyWang » Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:20 pm

21) Whenever possible, have another floozy on the side as a backup, and let her know about it by holding them both around the waist at the same time. Better yet, play the odd round of three-player "Grab Ass", particularly when in the company of small children and Mormons. Women love competition, and she'll thank you handsomely in the bedroom.

22) Bring a video camera next time you arrange to have sex, and let her know that its recording. Women love to be watched, and the biggest favour you can give her is to burn a copy on DVD for your friends and family. Vanity...

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Post by HTRN » Sat Apr 23, 2005 8:21 pm

Wanna hear something depressing? I actually done a fair bit of the advice given here. And yet she still talks to me.... :shock:

23) Compare her sexual performance to other women, ideally close relatives of her's - "Yer not a bad lay, but your sister/cousin/mother was way better in the sack".


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Re: Rorschach's advice for wooing the ladies

Post by Rorschach » Sat Jan 30, 2021 9:12 am

I hate to self-necro, but I have a date tonight.

How comforting to have this wisdom of yesteryear upon which to pin all of my hopes for the evening.
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Post by FirebirdNC » Sat Jan 30, 2021 1:57 pm

A date! How exciting. Please do the opposite of all of the advice here lol. I hope you are doing something casual. There is so much pressure on a regular first date but this is like a First First date. I wish you luck and hope you will find companionship or hot meaningless sex or some combination of the two that makes you happy.
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Re: Rorschach's advice for wooing the ladies

Post by Rorschach » Mon Feb 01, 2021 8:53 am

Wisdom and grace. If only fate and distance hadn't contrived to keep us so far apart.

Thank you. In the end it turned out to be a bit of a combination of the two. :)
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Re: Rorschach's advice for wooing the ladies

Post by FirebirdNC » Mon Feb 01, 2021 12:35 pm

Rorschach wrote: Mon Feb 01, 2021 8:53 am Wisdom and grace. If only fate and distance hadn't contrived to keep us so far apart.

Thank you. In the end it turned out to be a bit of a combination of the two. :)
It's a burden I struggle to bear every day how different my life would be :P.

Thumbs up for combo date they are the best. Don't let her take advantage, I know you are fragile right now and can be led astray by womanly wiles.
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Re: Rorschach's advice for wooing the ladies

Post by Rorschach » Mon Feb 01, 2021 3:18 pm

The ladies. My Achilles'...uhm...let's be polite and say 'heel'.
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Re: Rorschach's advice for wooing the ladies

Post by nosystemd » Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:42 pm

Rorschach wrote: Sat Jan 30, 2021 9:12 am I hate to self-necro, but I have a date tonight.
And so "The Self-Love Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse" was born!

(With sincerest apologies to any and all quoted)

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