Junior Fight Club

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Junior Fight Club

Post by Rorschach » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:09 pm

I am Jack's pacifier.

I'd probably find this funnier if I wasn't just about to go and pick Cara up from nursery.
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Re: Junior Fight Club

Post by Deacon » Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:08 pm

I want to see that video!
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Re: Junior Fight Club

Post by Rorschach » Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:38 pm

Yeah, I'm ashamed to say that was exactly my reaction too.
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Re: Junior Fight Club

Post by Deacon » Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:51 pm

Well really I want to see how and why it was done. Was it bloodsport? Boredom on the part of the babysitters? Were these two kids giant pains in the ass to each other and everyone else and they decided to let them have it out in some sort of misguided but well intentioned grudge match? What?
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Re: Junior Fight Club

Post by Rorschach » Fri Aug 24, 2012 7:58 am

I just can't believe the naivety of those responsible. Didn't they think that the children might, just might, mention it when they got home or show their parents their bruises?
I know hitting your wife/husband in the torso is generally considered to be the smart way to disguise physical abuse, but really there's no part of a toddler a parent doesn't have proudly thrust under their nose at least once a day.
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Re: Junior Fight Club

Post by ampersand » Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:39 am

Shouldn't these babies be picking up archery, like in the Hunger Games?

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Re: Junior Fight Club

Post by Hirschof » Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:26 pm

When he/she gets to daycare age, my future child will carry and know how to make shivs (from various toddler toys).

Slice a fucker up and then go back to watching Dora the Explorer in the rest area.
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Re: Junior Fight Club

Post by JermCool » Mon Sep 03, 2012 6:16 pm

Late to the game (REAL late), but when I read this article, I couldn't get the Mortal Kombat theme out of my head.
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Junior Fight Club

Post by Deacon » Mon Sep 03, 2012 11:57 pm

The bull dyke from her throne in the corner says, with clenched fist, "FINISH HIM!"
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922

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Re: Junior Fight Club

Post by Rorschach » Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:52 am

Every wee nursery nurse in Cara's room wears dental braces.
Maybe it's the internet, but I don't think I've ever seen them before without jizz all over them.
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Re: Junior Fight Club

Post by EvilElf » Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:07 pm

Rorschach wrote:Every wee nursery nurse in Cara's room wears dental braces.
Maybe it's the internet, but I don't think I've ever seen them before without jizz all over them.
Sounds like you have been watching a bit too much pr0n, or not enough, hard to tell.
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