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Jesus saves and takes half damage. Post your RP hillarity!

Post by Jack_Mikhail » Mon May 03, 2004 4:49 am

Just go ahead and do it!!
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Post by TheShirtNinja » Mon May 03, 2004 6:13 pm

Well, once I was playing the PnP RPG called Werewolf: The Apocalypse. I was playing with a new character, and we had just raided an enemy base. My comrades were escaping over a concrete wall, which was soon to be blocked off my a reversing truck. Not wanting to be stranded away from the group, I tried the jump. Unfortunatly, my character didn't make it, and was then squished by the reversing truck.
He came, he saw, he sliced it in half with the trusty ShirtNinja Katana.

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Post by Grumlen » Mon May 03, 2004 7:56 pm

I played in one campaign as a pixie rogue, and by the end of it the halfing had phobias of bedsheets and string. ^_^

In another campaign that I was running, one of the characters decided to take a bath in a huge-ass river and gotten eaten alligator-style by a Dragon Turtle.
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Post by Eihger » Mon May 03, 2004 11:04 pm

I have thousands of these, the best being a gnol fire. Basicaly our group was attacked by a gnol and when just began, after many failed atempts at hitting the beast, I decided to set it on fire with my torch, and problem solved. The dm made a comment like "You walk up and set the gnol on fire with a stick, congrajulation you beat a gnol with a STICK!"
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Post by wocket » Tue May 04, 2004 12:34 am

A conversation between my friend Jamie and his DM:

"You see the mummified remainds of a cat"
"I poke it"
" twitches"
"I stand it up"
" arches its back..."
"I pet it."
" acts reasonably like a cat"
"I pick it up and put it on my shoulder"
".........ok then.........."
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Post by Chubs Of Dºº/v\ » Tue May 04, 2004 2:29 am

"You make camp for the night-"
"-I climb a tree!"

I had a dwarf who always slept in a tree if he could.
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Post by AVoiceInYourHead » Tue May 04, 2004 2:50 am

-You see a gazebo.

"I shoot it with arrow!, is it dead?"

-...Its a gazebo.

"Uhhh. I run up and slash it with my sword. Is it dead?"

-Its a GAZEBO.

"I Attack it again, is it dead?"

-No, IT EATS YOU, your dead. Roll up a new character idiot.
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Post by Il Palazzo Sama » Tue May 04, 2004 1:28 pm

let's see...

Just recently in the starwars d20 I had a wokkie force adept that single handedly took control of an enemy base, captureing five and a dog with only one fatal attack(a crit)...did I mention he did it without useing the force and with his bare hands( no claws)

Long ago, i had a halfling with multiple personalities, who also happened to be a packrat. While adventureing the DM would occasionally ask to see my inventory pages....yes pages....and many times I would have the thing that activates odd things like portals that lead across the ocean into puirate infested town, or to the underdark, or the bottom of the ocean....He was also possessed by a ghost at one point, and that's how he got a level of wizard!
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Post by Pout » Tue May 04, 2004 1:57 pm

We got seperate from the ennemie by a wall of fire. My idiot friend figured "wouldn't it be cool if I jumped through it?" so he did. When the GM announced the damage class of the fire wall and reminded my friend that his armor did NOT protect his whole body from fire, we panicked. It all amounted up to a tense moment as he role his dice to figure out damage. HE MADE IT! We all cheered for him with excitement! .... ...then the ennemie picked him off with one easy shot...

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Post by Kits » Tue May 04, 2004 6:25 pm

We were playing an epic D&D game with this awesome DM. We had this one guy, though, who was REALLY annoying. We'd always kill him, and he always created an even more annoying character! Finally our DM said that we couldn't kill him pvp anymore, and about ten minutes later he died naturally. I, the sole bearer of a wish ring, was expected to revive him. I a woman. An ugly woman.

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Post by halogrunt001 » Tue May 04, 2004 11:08 pm

PC: "I grab the goblin by his neck and hold him up at eye level"

DM: "He kicks you in the balls"

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Post by ComPewTrNerd » Thu May 27, 2004 4:38 am

Little story from my DM

Two people in one of the parties that he DMs for had a chaotic evil thief and a lawfull good palidin. The thief stole the Palidin's gold. When the Palidin went to get the gold back, the thief tryed to kick the Palidin... and got a critical miss. The thief ended up triping and hitting the back of his head on a bedside table, knocking himself unconcious for 3 days.

I myself have found that making it so magic in the realm isn't working exactly right is always fun. The color spray of doom that killed more then it was supposed to and the resurection spell gone wrong making the character undead was fun. I'd like to see my DM do it though. He's :twisted: .
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Re: Jesus saves and takes half damage. Post your RP hillari

Post by IceRiccy » Fri Jun 04, 2004 4:55 pm

what in tarnation is a gazebo ??
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Post by Tomahawk » Fri Jun 04, 2004 7:36 pm

Gazebo: A freestanding, roofed, usually open-sided structure providing a shady resting place.
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Re: Jesus saves and takes half damage. Post your RP hillari

Post by becker » Tue Jun 08, 2004 9:33 am

DM: as you sail along the sea. A seagull fly's above you...dies...and lands on the deck.
Halfling: i think that means we are close to land.
Ranger (me): i eat the seagull.
DM: bravo...
:the next day:
DM you all awake after a good night sleep. except the ranger.. he wakes up blind.
Ranger (me):..........shit bad seagull


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