The Rubber Banana Game!

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CrAzY CaSsIe
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Post by CrAzY CaSsIe » Mon Dec 29, 2003 8:33 pm

*Gratefully accepts the rubber bandana*
Wait, I started this mess.

*Takes out her knife and cuts out the 'd'*
Here, would you like a rubber banana?

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Alex
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Post by Alex » Tue Dec 30, 2003 7:06 pm

Old Lady: "Oh no! That man stole my purse!"
Me: *heroic pose* Don't worry m'am, I'll get it back!"

*takes the rubber-nana and hurls it like a boomerang at the thief, knocking him out"

*walks over and picks up the rubber-nana*
Here, would you like a piece of history?
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inablity of the human mind to correlate all of it's contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should travel too far.
-H.P. Lovecraft, "Call of the Cthulhu"

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Post by TheDuke » Tue Dec 30, 2003 7:30 pm

*takes the banana*
*eats it*
yum
Lose the racist speech. Permanently. I don't care if you think you're making a point, or being sarcastic, or even funny. It ends now.
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Post by Zantar Black » Tue Dec 30, 2003 8:34 pm

*heimlichs TheDuke*
*banana hits next user*
"Zantar Black DIE and goto HELL!" ~Il Palazzo Sama

"Fix, In most cases I woud say it is, but if it ment ridding the world of someone like Zantar, then I would say go for it."~Ric Price

"And one must also take euthanasia into account. Like, say, putting mr. Black out of his, and everyone else's, misery. I fail to see how any court would think that is wrong."~Satsuki

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Post by OniNeko » Tue Dec 30, 2003 9:02 pm

Ewwww

*heimliched rubber banana continues bouncing off users*
"... to see with eyes unclouded by hate."

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Post by Gill » Wed Dec 31, 2003 7:44 am

*Catches banana flying off his head*
Ow! What the? This again?

*Throws banana at old grannys but misses*
OH SHOOT! THE COPS ARE COMING!
/me runs

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Post by TheDuke » Wed Dec 31, 2003 11:16 am

ONOZ! THE COPS! *puts the banana in his pants*

/me goes to pickup chicks at a bar, with his banana :wink:

Well noted, Alex. The reason for this edit should be apparently clear. -teh amlthrawn
Lose the racist speech. Permanently. I don't care if you think you're making a point, or being sarcastic, or even funny. It ends now.
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Post by Alex » Thu Jan 01, 2004 2:54 am

*snatches the banana out of TheDuke's trousers and pimp slaps him*
Seriously, cut the cussing and childish crap off. It's not funny and never was. If you're going to be an immature shmuck, do it somewhere else.

*hands the banana to the next person in disgust*
All who touch this banana should join with me in the battle against asanine posters like TheDuke. Are you with me?
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inablity of the human mind to correlate all of it's contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should travel too far.
-H.P. Lovecraft, "Call of the Cthulhu"

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Re: The Rubber Banana Game!

Post by OniNeko » Thu Jan 01, 2004 5:02 pm

What do we want?
Death of TheDuke!!

When do we want it?
NOW!

How will we do it?
umm... well... we hadn't got to that part yet
What about burial at sea?
Nah, too honorable.
Death by banana?
Yeah ok, I'm good with that
Yeah, uh hu, lets do it

BANANADEATH!!
"... to see with eyes unclouded by hate."

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Post by Lewycane » Thu Jan 01, 2004 10:10 pm

Imagin The Headlines

"Man dead by Banana."
"Chicks are like voltron, the more you hook up the better it gets." Red vs Blue

"And Shepherds we shall be, for thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand. Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti" The Boondock Saints

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Re: The Rubber Banana Game!

Post by Gill » Fri Jan 02, 2004 10:08 pm

/me takes banana from Alex
...I hate this thing!

/me throws it at a girl in the bar
Eat rubber!

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Post by Sachiel » Fri Jan 02, 2004 11:57 pm

/me catches Banana that was supposed to hit his girlfriend an puts it on the counter for the barman to take away

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Post by Gill » Sat Jan 03, 2004 12:40 am

/me runs over and grabs the banana, shoves it in his pocket and tries to rob someone outside the bar in an alley way

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Post by CrAzY CaSsIe » Sun Jan 18, 2004 5:32 am

"Cassie Grabs the banana-gun, and tapes an extra 'n' to it"

Anyone want a rubber bananna?

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Post by TheDuke » Sun Jan 18, 2004 6:55 am

/me takes the banana-gun'n' and bounces it off Alex's head
Lose the racist speech. Permanently. I don't care if you think you're making a point, or being sarcastic, or even funny. It ends now.
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